[sneaks past the family and places the battery in the birthday candle] Zappa du ba-ba, zappa du ba-ba, Zap, Zap, Zappity bo-ba!
All right, it's time for Aunt Amanda's birthday cake, everyone. Come on! [the family heads to the cake; Hugh places the candle holder on top of the cake]
[singing] Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday! [suddenly Baby Eddie zaps the battery in the cake, much to the family's horror]
[races outside the house riding on Goddard in his Flycyle mode] GET DOWN, EVERYONE! [the adult Neutrons duck for cover as Jimmy removes the bomb and throws it into the sky, where Goddard blows it up with lasers before making a landing, while Jimmy goes face-to-face with Baby Eddie] Too bad you didn't know about Goddard's backup battery. It's all over, Eddie! Oh, you're going down, baby. [he and Baby Eddie have a brawl and the adult Neutrons shriek, then Jimmy launches Eddie who hits a picnic table, sending party hats and presents flying everywhere and catapulting the birthday cake, which lands on Aunt Amanda's head]
All right, all right, all right, break it up now. Jimbo, we told you to stay in the house!
My baby!
This is the child you raised?! A vicious, rotten baby mauler?!
It's not what you think, Aunt Amanda! Eddie's an evil genius! He was trying to blow everyone up so he could get your fortune!
[in baby voice] Goo.
He takes after her side of the family! [points at Judy]
Hugh!
He may be adopted. It looks nothing like me.
[A high-pitched whirring sound is heard]
Wait. There's that horrible noise again!
I know, Aunt Kari. I reset Eddie's rattle during our struggle. It's programmed to overload.
[The sound is shown coming from Baby Eddie's rattle]
Oh, poopy! [throws his rattle into the air and it explodes] You broke my rattle! You dweeby, no-good, pointy-headed, weasel-faced freak! [The adult Neutrons are shocked as he accidentally reveals his true colors while Jimmy grins smugly] Uh, I mean… [in baby voice] Goo?
That baby's a bad seed! [to Jimmy] It's Jimmy who's the good nephew!
[The adult Neutrons cheer for Jimmy and forgive him as Sheen, Carl, and Cousin Gomer exit the house]
I'm so sorry little Eddie tried to destroy us all.
If I were you Aunt Kari, I'd keep him on a baby leash.
Oh, no, not the leash! I'll get you for this, Cousin Jimmy, you hear me?! This ain't finished, not by a long shot! Hey, where's my juicy cup? Where is the cup that I can spill without spilling?
Dad, our family is very weird.
It sure is, son. It sure is.
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