Judy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Not Sid's Sheet Music!

Sam

Not Crazy Mike's Pianos!

Hugh

Not Ventriloquist Dummies R Us! Hey, what's that have to do with music?

Judy

Actually, I threw that one.

Judy

[terrified, at Hulk Jimmy on a rampage] Merciful Heavens! That's...that's our Jimmy!

Hugh

There is something different about him. Looks like he's been working out.

Sam

[throwing an apple at Hulk Jimmy] Take that you misterable mistake of nature, yeah! [throws another at him]

Judy

[stepping in, trying to defend her hulk-like son] No, don't! You're only making him angry!

Mrs. Vortex

I demand to know how this happened!

Hugh

Well, Judy was tinkering with Jimmy's stuff. I'd ask her.

Judy

[offended] Oh, really?! Well, Mr. Let's-Push-All-the-Buttons…

Hugh

Now, honey, name calling won't solve this mess you got us in. Besides, we may be here for a while. Look, some people seem to be adapting.

Miss Fowl

School is in session. Today's lesson is how to not get eaten by a giant fire ant. [squawks]

Butch

Miss Fowl, a raptor ate my homework.

So, what do you got, Sam?

Sam

Rock burgers, rock dogs and rock lobster with a side of rocks.

I'll just have soup.

Sam

One hot water! Hold the rocks!

Judy

Well, I guess we could live here. I could make curtains and paint the walls with some berry juice.

Hugh

Now, that's the spirit, Sugar. Maybe it will distract you from thinking about our missing Jimbo.

Judy

[weeping] My baby!

Hugh

Oopsy. There, Sugarbooger. Remember, we're in the Cretaceous Era. We've got millions of years to come up with a plan to save him.

Judy

Hugh, are you aware that most of the things you say make no sense?

[carrying her birthday present] Happy Birthday, Great Aunt Amanda! You're looking more beautiful and less wrinkly every year.

No thanks to you, young man, your gadgets and gewgaws have taken ten years off my life!

Judy

But, Aunt Amanda, how can you say that? Jimmy's gadgets have saved the town dozens of times.

Sure. After he brought down a giant meteor to destroy us all.

Or those evil rotting aliens.

OR PANTS! HORRIBLE WALKING PANTS!

Which cousin are you again?

Hugh

Now, now, now. Newt, Kari, Cousin Gomer, Cousin Annabelle… [Baby Eddie babbles] and little Eddie, let's not fight. We've gathered together because we love our dear Aunt Amanda and not because her fabulous wealth controls our very destiny.

Yeah, can't we all just get along and be a family?

NO! Because of you, the Neutron name isn't respectable anymore. Why can't you be nice like your two young friends?

Judy

James Isaac Neutron! What were you thinking?

Nothing! I mean, it must have been sunspots!

You're a menace! That's what you are, young man! [the other adult Neutrons agree]

Hugh

Jimbo, get inside the house and stay there before Aunt Amanda writes us all out of the will!

But, Dad! Mom!

Judy

[sharply] No buts, mister! March!

And take that horrible (robotic) dog with you! [Goddard growls and follows Jimmy inside the house]

Carl

Hey, Jimmy, are you okay?

Sheen

Cheer up, Jimmy. We brought you some of Aunt Kari's world-famous, migraine-inducing desserts.

Guys, we have a situation. There's no reason those presents should have exploded. Someone bombarded the spatula with delta waves. Only a genius could come up with a plan like that. And the delta waves came from the backyard. Do you realize what that means?

Sheen

Uh, Jimmy, do you mind if we just keep eating?

It means that there's another genius in my family besides me. An evil genius.

Carl

That's horrible! Hey, Sheen, are you gonna finish that death-by gelato?

Okay, stop eating.

Sheen

Sorry.

Carl

Sorry.

Goddard, isolate the Neutron genius gene. Now, compare the gene against DNA profiles of all adult family members. Hmm. The two most likely suspects would be… Cousin Gomer or Cousin Annabelle.

Carl

Okay, so what you're saying is that one of them must only be acting dumb.

Sheen

[belches] Or crazy.

We gotta find out which one before they make another attempt on my family's lives!

Carl

Right. To the buffet! What? I'm still hungry.

[sneaks past the family and places the battery in the birthday candle] Zappa du ba-ba, zappa du ba-ba, Zap, Zap, Zappity bo-ba!

Hugh

All right, it's time for Aunt Amanda's birthday cake, everyone. Come on! [the family heads to the cake; Hugh places the candle holder on top of the cake]

[singing] Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday! [suddenly Baby Eddie zaps the battery in the cake, much to the family's horror]

[races outside the house riding on Goddard in his Flycyle mode] GET DOWN, EVERYONE! [the adult Neutrons duck for cover as Jimmy removes the bomb and throws it into the sky, where Goddard blows it up with lasers before making a landing, while Jimmy goes face-to-face with Baby Eddie] Too bad you didn't know about Goddard's backup battery. It's all over, Eddie! Oh, you're going down, baby. [he and Baby Eddie have a brawl and the adult Neutrons shriek, then Jimmy launches Eddie who hits a picnic table, sending party hats and presents flying everywhere and catapulting the birthday cake, which lands on Aunt Amanda's head]

Hugh

All right, all right, all right, break it up now. Jimbo, we told you to stay in the house!

My baby!

This is the child you raised?! A vicious, rotten baby mauler?!

It's not what you think, Aunt Amanda! Eddie's an evil genius! He was trying to blow everyone up so he could get your fortune!

[in baby voice] Goo.

Hugh

He takes after her side of the family! [points at Judy]

Judy

Hugh!

Hugh

He may be adopted. It looks nothing like me.

Wait. There's that horrible noise again!

I know, Aunt Kari. I reset Eddie's rattle during our struggle. It's programmed to overload.

Oh, poopy! [throws his rattle into the air and it explodes] You broke my rattle! You dweeby, no-good, pointy-headed, weasel-faced freak! [The adult Neutrons are shocked as he accidentally reveals his true colors while Jimmy grins smugly] Uh, I mean… [in baby voice] Goo?

That baby's a bad seed! [to Jimmy] It's Jimmy who's the good nephew!

I'm so sorry little Eddie tried to destroy us all.

If I were you Aunt Kari, I'd keep him on a baby leash.

Oh, no, not the leash! I'll get you for this, Cousin Jimmy, you hear me?! This ain't finished, not by a long shot! Hey, where's my juicy cup? Where is the cup that I can spill without spilling?

Dad, our family is very weird.

Hugh

It sure is, son. It sure is.

Judy

This is a nightmare. How am I going to clean this house if I'm six inches tall?

Hugh

I know, these are dark times, Sugarbooger. But look on the bright side. We finally got a jumbo-sized TV!

Judy

[to Jimmy; sharply] James Issac Neutron, are you responsible for this?

You know, Mom, we could waste precious time assigning blame.

Judy

[still sharped] Jimmy!

[guilty] Kind of.

Judy

Hugh, speak to your son.

[watching Betty being hypnotized by Grandma Taters' show while standing outside her house; narrating] The show was hypnotizing people and turning them into mindless zombies! (Luckily,) It didn't affect me because I was only watching the reflection. [bursts the door open and enters, trying to get Betty's attention] Betty, snap out of it! You've been hypnotized! Stop watching the TV!

Betty

But I must watch, and you must watch, too.

[runs away, screaming as he makes it back to his house] Mom, Dad, we've gotta call someone! There's a TV show that's turning everyone into… [enters the living room, only to see his parents have been hypnotized too]

Hello, Jimmy, we're happy to see you.

You too?

Judy

Come sit here and we'll be happy together.

[dashes out of the house] NO!

Judy

Shall we chase him?

Hugh

Nothing would make me happier.

Sam

Watch the show, Jimmy.

Yes, you must watch it. It's fabulous.

Grandma Taters

Restraints!

Mom, Dad, you can't do this to me!

Judy

Oh, we're happy to do it.

Hugh

Positively ecstatic.

But you're not supposed to be happy all the time! You have to be sad sometimes!

Hugh

Happily, that's no longer true.

But don't you see? Grandma Taters' show has stolen your emotions and caused you to lose your humanity! Soon, the whole world will be pack of soulless, mindless zombies!

Sheen

Wondering if I care…still wondering… NOPE!

Hello, sweetie, home so soon? [cutting some roses in a trash can and dumps them out] I'm just dirtying up the house before dinner. [throws the trash can aside]

We're having duck again. I must have bagged over 87 bubbleheads this morning. Oh, they quacked for mercy, but I just laughed and laughed. [he and Evil Judy both laugh evilly]

This is going to scar me for life. Mom, Dad, I know helping is good, and I know that you're evil, but I'm still your son, right?

Yep-a-roonie, [combs Jimmy's hair back to his normal style] our very, very good son.

Our evil son has ordered us to capture you for experimentation. [presses a button on a remote, dropping a cage on Jimmy and trapping him]

[appearing out of nowhere] Well, well, well, if it isn't the wimpy dip-headed freak. Hey, nice of you to drop by. I see you met the folks. [they all chuckle evilly; Later… escorts Jimmy to his lab with Evil Goddard behind, pointing his gun at him] So, what do you think of my little world, doc?

It's sick twisted and smells like old socks! How'd you make this duplicate Earth evil?!

With a dark matter power chip. Yeah, I know, feel free to applaud.

Don't do this, evil clone. If the duplication process isn't reversed, my entire home planet will fade into oblivion!

Bingo, Einstein, in about 59 seconds. Wave bye-bye to Loserville.

[flying around the hallway with a rocket board] Coming through, watch it! [his rocket board gets magnitized] Hey, what's wrong with my rocket board?! [screams as he's pulled by his enraged mother with the Electro-Magnet; shocked] Mom?!

Judy

[outraged] You are so grounded, mister!

Hugh

[pops out of a nearby trash can] She's right, Jimbo. I'm afraid your senseless reign of carnage is over.

Carl

Hi, Jimmy. You said to spread the word, so I told our parents.

Judy

You bring your teachers back, this instant!

I can't! They're programmed to be back in a week.

Mr. Estevez

Then, we will have to round these children up ourselves. Kids? Oh, kids!

Allow me, hon. [loudly] QUIET!!!

Judy

Children, please go to your classrooms. Until Miss Fowl and the others return, we parents will be filling in as substitute teachers.

[speechless] Substitute teachers?!

Good idea, Judy. The kids shouldn't miss one precious day of education.

Mom, Dad, you can't do this! It'll be totally embarrassing!

Hugh

Don't be silly, Jimbo. Your mother would never dream of embarrassing you.

Neutron, this coffee you made is absolutely delicious!

Hugh

Thanks, but my secret ingredient is the low-cal sweetener Judy brought. [takes out the raging hormone bottle Judy took from Jimmy, even though he's still grounded from doing science]

Judy

Hugh, that's not the low-cal sweetener! That's the bottle I took from Jimmy this morning!

Well, it tastes marvelous.

Mr. Estevez

Sí, so robusto.

Judy

[worriedly] Oh... dear.