Scenes with Judy 52
Okay, that concludes the boring and annoying portion of the program. Our next act…
[runs up on the stage and takes the microphone out of Libby's hand] Wait! I think Jimmy's telling the truth!
JLJimmy and Libby
You do?
Yes! While I have no idea how the Yolkians could possibly have gotten into Jimmy's lab… Well, the point is, we owe Jimmy! Who saved us when hostile pants were on the loose in the whole city? Who repelled the giant flaming meteor headed straight for town? Who risked his life to shrink Miss Fowl down to size when she was 50 feet tall? Okay, I know. All of those things were Neutron's fault in the first place, but he still risked his life to save us! The least we owe him is our trust!
You know, the annoying blonde girl has a point.
MMan
Eh, she usually hates Jimmy.
Well, Jimmy did save me from being a giant freak woman.
Give it up for Jimmy! [the crowd cheers for him] We believe in you, Jimmy!
Now, wait just a minute. I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent credible evidence. [Poultra roars in distance] Works for me.
[The townspeople start to run but a Yolkian pushes a button, closing the gates, trapping them]
Sweet muffins, we're trapped!
[Poultra's water dish is released from under the stage]
[as the Yolkians release Poultra's water dish] Hey, look! Jimmy's wrong again. The nice Yolkians built us a swimming pool.
JudyHugh, that's Poultra's water dish!
[Carl and Sheen show up at the Neutron house with their sleeping bags for Jimmy's sleepover]
I remember my first sleepover. The games, the practical jokes, the crying for my mommy.
Judy
Hugh, that was our honeymoon.
[Carl and Sheen enter the living room where Jimmy is expecting them]
Gentlemen, welcome to what I expect to be the greatest sleepover in history.
Yeah! I baked galactic marshmallow balls from the Ultra Lord recipe book.
And I brought a video of Larry the Lovesick Llama.
You know, I think I have something you guys'll enjoy even more. Behold, the Slumbertron 9000, designed to throw the ultimate sleepover party. It provides the world's greatest made-to-order pizza, tells super scary stories, and supplies the perfect pillows for ultimate pillow fights!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Pizza, pillows, scary stories!
Hey, hey, hey. Easy, Sheen. One thing at a time. This is the Slumbertron's maiden voyage. I suggest we begin with…the pillow fight.
Hey, I made a giant pizza. Let's eat. [screams terrifyingly when the pizza pops up from the box and hovers]
The Slumbertron must've combined the pizza and scary story programs to create…
I can't delete the pizza! The screen's frozen!
PMPizza Monster
Time for my dinner!
[The boys run away, screaming]
HELP! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A MONSTER!
Judy
Tell those boys to go to sleep now!
Oh, Booger Sugar. They're just playing Help; I'm Being Chased by a Monster.
PMPizza Monster
Well, my tasty morsels, the tables are turned. Now it looks like I get to eat YOU!
Let's split up. Whoever the Pizza Monster isn't chasing can go for help. 1, 2, 3. [Carl and Sheen accidentally bump into both sides of him] GO!
[The three boys run away, splitting up into different directions and the Pizza Monster splits into three, laughing evilly and chase after them]
[The angry townspeople show up at the Neutron house, carrying Hugh home as Judy opens the door, and they all complain to her about what he has done by using the Quantum Reply to annoy them]
Hi, Sugarbooger! [as the angry townspeople set him down] Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?
He disgusted all my customers, yeah!
GGirl
He made me experience the miracle of birth again and again and again! [breaks down, sobbing]
Judy
Alright, everyone. I'll handle things from here. [closes the door]
Somebody give me a ride home now.
Now, Sugarbooger, I know it looks like I may have misused the power to control time and space for my own advantage, but on the positive side…
Judy
Mm-hmm. [grabs Hugh by the ear]
Ow! Honey, that's my ear. I use it to listen with. Ow!
What a relief. All the changes we made don't seem to have altered the timeline. [enters the house] Mom, Dad, I'm back! [sees Hugh being put in a cage by Judy as punishment] Oh, no! We did alter the timeline! We created a world where human males are slaves to a race of female warriors!
Oh, no! [he and Carl run out of the house to Cindy and Libby]
Have mercy, mighty overlords.
Spare us and we shall serve you well!
[Cindy and Libby look at each other, baffled]
Judy
Sweetie, relax. I just put your father in there to keep him from annoying the townspeople. [to Hugh; sternly] Now, you were saying, Hugh?
[remorsefully] I'm sorry, honey. [Judy rewinds him with the Quantum Replay] I'm sorry, honey. [Judy rewinds him again] I'm sorry, honey.
[The device lands in Leppy's hands, and he points it at the viewers, rewinding the entire episode back to the beginning]
Judy
Here's your dinner. I put it in the blender first so the chewing doesn't tire you out.
So what did you do before you retired, old-timer?
I can't even remember what I'm supposed to be doing now, but I think it's real important.
Well, you know, maybe if we guess, it'll jog your memory. Let's see. Did it involve swinging heavy things?
Well, that eliminates lumberjack and executioner.
Hey, I don't want to drink blood anymore.
Huh. I've lost all desire to consume human flesh.
Hey, I can speak in complete sentences. Now, where's my scary little Sugarbooger?
Judy
[holding a plate of banana balls and prune puffs] Right here, you monster. Who's up for banana balls and prune puffs?
[Everyone expresses in disgust]
We never got to go trick-or-treating.
And we left behind all our candy when we changed into monsters.
No candy on Halloween? That is scary.
OMOctopus Man Jimmy
Don't worry. I can fix that.
[as Judy enters the kitchen with her suitcase] Mom? Are you going on a trip?
Judy
Oh, you noticed. Well, since you asked, I'm going to a spa for a week to be pampered unmercifully.
Hughsy-doodles is confused.
Judy
I'm sick of being unappreciated and doing all the work around here. [takes out her long chores list and hands it to Jimmy] Here are the chores I do every week to keep this place up and running. You two are going to have to do every one of them while I'm gone. Good-bye. (And stay out of trouble.) [slams the door and leaves]
No one to tell us your bath is ready?
Or make us change our clothes. Or make us leave the lab and come to dinner.
No one to tell us you can't have pizza for every meal, or say, "Hugh, put down that duck and talk to me for once."
We're free man! Masters of our own destiny. We rule this house.
We, uh… well, once we finish the chores.
Oh, yeah. What's the first one?
Judy
Where do you think you're going, young man? Here's your list of Saturday chores.
[Goddard stretches out his neck, grabs the chores list with his mouth, and gives it to Jimmy]
[looking over the list] "Mail letter at post office. Sit with Grandma in the park. Pick up Dad's badminton shoes. Drop off a pie at school. And take a book to Cindy Vortex's mother?!" But, Mom, I can't do that! I have to get into space, now!
Judy
Chores, first. Space travel, later.
Goddard, options! "Hire temporary help to do chores at $15.75/hour." Too expensive. "Use boyish charm to outwit parental unit." I don't have time. "Clone thyself." Yes! We'll have to do it mega fast!
You knew my husband was allergic to brambleberry pie! You're just a dupe for that hateful husband of yours!
Judy
"Hateful"?! You take that back!
Judy
Venom-spitter!
Judy
Hag-witch! [leaves as Mrs. Wheezer gasps in shock; walks up the back porch, reminding Jimmy] Jimmy, I don't want you ever to mention the word "Carl" again! (Got it?!) [enters the house with a frustrated scoff and slams the door shut]
Sheen, can you arrange a little get-together with Carl?
You're in luck, Jimmy. I'm having a special this month on super secret meetings. May I suggest a Mexican Bandito theme?
Thank goodness you boys are alright.
Mom, does this mean that this feud is finally over?
And Carl and I can go back to being friends again?
Well, the Wheezers and the Neutrons may have their differences...
Judy
But we'll just have to get over them for the sake of the children.
I agree one hundred percen-- [realizes something] Just as soon as Wheezer admits that HE TOOK MY LAWNLOPPER! [crying loudly] Golly!
[Judy and Mrs. Wheezer repeatedly hit their husbands with brooms to make them stop arguing]
I just remembered. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron and he's chosen a festive polka theme song. I think I'll sing it now.
[sings the song about the LawnLopper]
Thanks for borrowing my LawnLopper.
Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yodel-lay-hee-hoo!
I'll be back for some new sundaes.
Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yodel-hoo!
That'll be 2 bucks again, please!
NWNeutrons and Wheezers
[infuriated] Sheen...
Of course, we could even discuss a preferred customer discount. [The Neutrons and the Wheezers advance furiously on him as the episode ends]
My daughter, Cynthia is the star of the show.
Judy
[rolls her eyes] So I hear.
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Neutron.
Judy
My goodness! You boys have turned this place into quite the hot spot.
Yup- hope you enjoy it. Um… hold up, Mr. Neutron.
Whoa, whoa, whoa- back it up, chief. Hmm… yeah… nope, sorry, not feeling it.
Don't make me spell it out, Mr. N., but your outfit just isn't saying McSpanky's to me.
Oh, really? Well, maybe because it's too busy saying, "Step aside, Mr… Sassymouth before I tell your parents!"
Go ahead- I turned them away two hours ago.
That's just terrible. How could you… Hey, look, a famous movie star!
What, I don't see anybody… Oh, I see him! Hi! No, that's not him.
Judy
Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Wheezers' this weekend.
Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine. I've been looking forward to this for weeks.
It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.
[slightly annoyed] Man, you guys are so lucky! I have to stay home and loofah my grandma's cankles.
I can't believe you're camping out in the desert. [snorts] I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.
That's what Burning Duck is all about, Wheezer, my man. We're going to let it all hang out, groove to a natural scene, might even toast some marshmallows.
Judy
Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert. See you soon, sweetie.
Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.
Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.
Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cankling.
Humans of Earth… Your planet is being connected to the Galactic Cable Network, with over nine billion channels of service.
[gasps] Free cable?! From space?!
Enjoy watching your fellow creatures play for their lives on this addition of "Intergalactic Showdown!"
Judy
What did he mean, "play for their lives?"
I don't know. But nine billion channels! Look at all these great shows! "Laser Soccer from Regulon." Who Wants To Marry A Yolkian?" "Studs!"
Judy
Hugh, go back! I think I saw the kids!
It was just some stupid game show.
Judy
Hugh! [switches back to the channel; horrified when she sees her son and his friends on the screen] Jimmy! My sweet baby! What is he doing there?!
Playing for cash and valuable prizes, I assume.
Judy
I'm calling the other parents. Stay on that channel!
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
