Wanna-Bee quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Wanna-Bee

Wait! The Rumble Bee?! That's my brother, the one who went to the Amazon without me! [groans] He must've been sprayed by those scientists and turned into a killer bee! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! [to Dudley and Kitty] The Rumble Bee doesn't need to be a killer bee. [to the viewers] He's already super bad! HE'S A MONSTER!

Kitty

Wow. Dudley is a terrible chief. Luckily, all of the city's worst villains are out of commission.

Are they in jail?

Kitty

No, they're at an evil softball tournament in Petsburgh.

Snaptrap

I stole home! Seriously, I stole it. I also swiped the ref's watch. Start the car, Larry!

Well, if all the bad guys are out there playing softball, then there's nothing to worry about.

Meerkat

It's time to give Petropolis something to worry about! [holding a meeting in a diner with Wanna-Bee, Fiddler Crab, and Escape Goat] I call to order the first meeting of the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators: "F.L.O.P.P.!" Role call! Meerkat, oh that's me. And I'll have you know I'm no mere cat, I'm the MEERKAT! Get it, Mere Cat. [pulls out a sign with "Mere Cat" at the top and "Meerkat" at the bottom] See the difference? You kinda have to write it down. [throws the sign away] Moving on… Wanna-Bee?

Wanna-Bee

I'm here and I wanna be bad!

Meerkat

Oooh, I like your moxie. Missing Lynx, eh missing as usual. Fiddler Crab? [Fiddler Crab plays a fiddle note on his violin but one of the strings snap and hit him in the eye] Oh, that's a snappy ditty. Escape Goat?

Escape Goat

I'm here, and I'm forming my greatest escape yet! Has anyone seen a tiny key?!

Meerkat

Time to brainstorm a fiendish plan!

Wanna-Bee

Yeah! Let's do something super bad! [falls into the creamer]

Meerkat

Oh, dear, he's fallen in the creamer! Someone throw him a swizzle stick!

Escape Goat

Here's an evil plan. Why don't we dine and dash? Ha-ha!

Meerkat

Ooh, that's super evil! Let's do it!

Meerkat

At last, sweet freedom! Now the members of F.L.O.P.P., the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators, can be reunited in crime! Right, Wanna-Bee?

Wanna-Bee

Yeah! 'Cause I wanna be bad!

Escape Goat

So do I, but how can we commit crimes without going back to jail?!

Wanna-Bee

We could rob each other, and not press charges!

Meerkat

I have a better idea. I've contacted an old friend, who leads the exciting life of a supervillain, but has never gone to jail.

Escape Goat

What's his secret?

Meerkat

He's never actually committed a crime. Oh, he threatens to, but it's always a bluff. Fellow members of F.L.O.P.P., meet the Bluffalo!

Hello, look at me. I'm parked in a handicapped space in a stolen van. [Meerkat, Wanna-Bee, and Escape Goat scream] Just kidding. I'm legally parked, and I'm leasing this.

Meerkat

I told you he was good.

With my help, you will be able to terrorize Petropolis with empty threats, and never go to prison. Now, who wants some stolen pizza? [Meerkat, Wanna-Bee, and Escape Goat scream again] I'm bluffing. I paid for it, and left a 20% tip. [giggles]