Wow. Dudley is a terrible chief. Luckily, all of the city's worst villains are out of commission.
Are they in jail?
No, they're at an evil softball tournament in Petsburgh.
[Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and the Chameleon are seen playing there]
I stole home! Seriously, I stole it. I also swiped the ref's watch. Start the car, Larry!
Well, if all the bad guys are out there playing softball, then there's nothing to worry about.
[Lightning flashes over the city and the face of a new villain appears]
It's time to give Petropolis something to worry about! [holding a meeting in a diner with Wanna-Bee, Fiddler Crab, and Escape Goat] I call to order the first meeting of the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators: "F.L.O.P.P.!" Role call! Meerkat, oh that's me. And I'll have you know I'm no mere cat, I'm the MEERKAT! Get it, Mere Cat. [pulls out a sign with "Mere Cat" at the top and "Meerkat" at the bottom] See the difference? You kinda have to write it down. [throws the sign away] Moving on… Wanna-Bee?
I'm here and I wanna be bad!
Oooh, I like your moxie. Missing Lynx, eh missing as usual. Fiddler Crab? [Fiddler Crab plays a fiddle note on his violin but one of the strings snap and hit him in the eye] Oh, that's a snappy ditty. Escape Goat?
I'm here, and I'm forming my greatest escape yet! Has anyone seen a tiny key?!
Time to brainstorm a fiendish plan!
Yeah! Let's do something super bad! [falls into the creamer]
Oh, dear, he's fallen in the creamer! Someone throw him a swizzle stick!
Here's an evil plan. Why don't we dine and dash? Ha-ha!
Ooh, that's super evil! Let's do it!
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