Larry quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Those weren't raisins.

Hang on, Snaptrap. I'm just as good a henchman as the Chameleon. Look at me, I'm a table. Put your presents and/or empty drink glasses on me.

Dudley

I still can't believe T.U.F.F. agents get to take vacations. Aren't we supposed to be protecting the world from evil?

Kitty

Don't worry, Dudley, T.U.F.F. and D.O.O.M. have a longstanding agreement to take a vacation in the last week of August.

Snaptrap

We're not taking a vacation!

[disappointed] Aww…

But, Snaptrap, I already booked D.O.O.M. timeshare in Acapulco. I wanted to go snorkeling.

Snaptrap

You can snorkel in the shark tank, Larry!

Ow, my eye!

Snaptrap

Sorry, Larry. I was aiming at the camera. [fires blaster again knocking the camera, ending transmission]

[thrown in the shark tank] Aah! Oh, the teeth!

Snaptrap

Come on, people. I made a big announcement. I really stuck my neck out.

Snaptrap

That's "schmoodled," for 370 points.

[slams his fist on the table] That's not a word. Use it in a sentence.

Snaptrap

[zaps Larry with a blaster in annoyance] There. I "schmoodled" Larry.

Snaptrap

Ooh, Larry. You're getting a ghostly wedgie!

Stop it, Snaptrap, I can totally see you.

Snaptrap

Oh, really? [drops Larry in the shark pit]

Snaptrap

Now, I'm gonna use my helmet to commit my most diabolical plan yet. It's completely original in every way. I'm gonna release the most evil inmates from Petropolis prison.

That was Francisco's idea.

Snaptrap

Oh, then I guess putting you back in the shark tank was Francisco's idea, too.

Snaptrap

The grand opening of the new Petropolis Monotrail! And it never would've happened without me.

What did you do?

Snaptrap

I blew up the old Petropolis Monotrail. Then I burned down the library, and robbed a hospital. That was a super fun weekend! [takes out sterile gauze] Sterile gauze, anyone?

And the winner of this summer's camp champ award for best camper is, everyone but for Verminious Snaptrap!

Young Snaptrap

This is an outrage! I demand to know why I didn't win!

You bullied the junior campers, cheated at every camp competition, and you blew up the mess hall.

Young Snaptrap

Well, sure! It was nacho night, and I'm allergic to cheese!

[chanting] Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!

[chanting] Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!

Snaptrap

[gets in Larry's face, angrily] Flashback's over, Larry! [throws Larry out of the bus at the edge of a cliff as he falls while screaming]

[calling out] It's pointy down here!

Snaptrap

I got so angry about losing, I developed a nervous twitch. Luckily, I'm over it. [twitches]

Snaptrap

[as he and his friends walk in; bummed] Well, that was a rough three to five years. I wonder if this carton of milk I left on the table is still good. Drink it, Francisco! [Francisco drinks the carton of spoiled milk, making his face turn green and collapses] Let's go steal some more milk at grocery store! I'll call T.U.F.F. and tell them.

Snaptrap, don't you get it by now? We keep on getting caught 'cause you always tell T.U.F.F. our plans!

Snaptrap

[in denial] I'm sorry, Larry. I can't hear you… FROM THE SHARK TANK! [pulls the lever, opening the shark tank underneath Larry and the sharks begin mauling him] Wow, you can really tell the sharks haven't eaten in three to five years.

[climbing out; fed up and outraged] That's it! I've had enough! You're a big, stinky bully, and I quit! [walks off with purpose]

Snaptrap

Sticks and stones, Larry! Seriously, guys. Throw sticks and stones at him!

OW! My bones!

Snaptrap

I have exciting news fellas! With Larry gone, you two get to take turns in the shark tank.

[as he and Francisco look at each other and make a run for it] Wait up, Larry!

Snaptrap

[digs into his pockets] Darn it! I'm out of sticks and stones! Well, who needs those losers? I'm the only smart one around here anyway.

[on-screen] It is I, Larry, leader of Genius Larry's Order of Mayhem, otherwise known as: "G.L.O.O.M."

Dudley

No offense, but "Larry's" not a very scary name.

Oh, all right. Then from now on, call me…Murray!

Chief

Okay, Murray, you've got our attention. Now, just tell us your diabolical plan, so we can arrest you go out for brunch.

Ah! But that's the twist. I'm not gonna tell you my diabolical plan. Murray, out!

Snaptrap

[sitting in his chair, wearing his bunny slippers and robe; bummed] Woe is me. [sighs with depression]

Oh, are you depressed, boss?

Snaptrap

Well, yes. Also, I've changed my name to "Woe."

What's wrong, Snaptrap?

Snaptrap

[shouting angrily] IT'S "WOE", LARRY!

Snaptrap

Come on, guys. Someone's gotta have a diabolical plan. What's the point of having a think tank if no one has any ideas?

I'm not sure this is a think tank, Snaptrap.

Snaptrap

What are you talking about? We're thinking, and we're in a tank. Plus, I'm wearing a tank top. Now, somebody come up with an evil plan before we run out of air.

[through speaker] Verminious! What did you do to my toe cream?

Snaptrap

It's under your bunion cream, Mom! It's gross, guys. Her feet have more bumps than the surface of the moon.

Verminious! How many stamps do I need to send an email?

Snaptrap

Boy, mom's are the worst.

Francisco

Yeah, tell me about it. This one time I didn't clean up my room, and my mom tried to turn me into a pair of boots.

My mom was equally horrid. Her crumpets were dry and lumpy.

I love my mommy. She's cool. She always takes care of me when I get hurt.

Snaptrap

I hope you have her on speed dial. Hey, all this mom talk gave me an idea for a diabolical plan. We'll build a giant space laser, point it at my house, and when my mom's looking up at it, I'll run away from home!

Or we could just send all the mom's in Petropolis to a deserted island.

Snaptrap

Why would we reward them from being super annoying by taking them to a whimsical all you can eat dessert restaurant?

Not Dessert Island. A deserted island.

Snaptrap

Ooh, I like it! All in favor of ridding Petropolis of all mom's, stand up. Hey, guys, what are we all doing in this tank?

Seriously? I had my head shaved for this?

Snaptrap

What's your problem, Larry? If you rob weddings, you get great stuff. Plus, you ruin the happiest day of a young couple's life.