[Petropolis Prison; The F.L.O.P.P. members are being released]
At last, sweet freedom! Now the members of F.L.O.P.P., the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators, can be reunited in crime! Right, Wanna-Bee?
Yeah! 'Cause I wanna be bad!
So do I, but how can we commit crimes without going back to jail?!
We could rob each other, and not press charges!
I have a better idea. I've contacted an old friend, who leads the exciting life of a supervillain, but has never gone to jail.
What's his secret?
He's never actually committed a crime. Oh, he threatens to, but it's always a bluff. Fellow members of F.L.O.P.P., meet the Bluffalo!
Hello, look at me. I'm parked in a handicapped space in a stolen van. [Meerkat, Wanna-Bee, and Escape Goat scream] Just kidding. I'm legally parked, and I'm leasing this.
I told you he was good.
With my help, you will be able to terrorize Petropolis with empty threats, and never go to prison. Now, who wants some stolen pizza? [Meerkat, Wanna-Bee, and Escape Goat scream again] I'm bluffing. I paid for it, and left a 20% tip. [giggles]
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