Chief quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Chief

[sighs] This is the greatest vacation ever. [his monokini floats] Okay, now it's weird.

Chief

Yay! We get to evacuate again!

Chief

Holy! Now I'm giant! Finally, I can ride the rollercoaster with the big kids! Oh, right, shrink-ray.

Chief

Get me a direct line to the Chameleon! I'd call him myself but I'm outta minutes. [flips his phone up seeing Chief and Ladybug at the gym] I've been chattin' up the ladies I met in my tiny spinning class.

Chief

There is only one possible explanation: ghost rain.

Chief

Yeah, of your common sense. You just rode your scooter up 40 flights of stairs.

Chief

Mad hops! Sorry, I realized that was a little counterproductive.

Chief

Knock it off, you two. You can fight after you marry like everyone else does. We've got a wedding to plan!

Chief

Oh, no! Keswick's there! He was picked to be the judge because he's so good with kids.

Chief

We blew all our money on our pet projects. Keswick built "Robot Supermodel Einstein".

Chief

How do you know about "Crater Acres"? I mean, I did not!

Chief

Okay, Keswick. What's up with the dog?

His name is Dudley Puppy, Chief. He's the perfect combination of every breed of dog known to man. The fleet feet of a Greyhound, the sensitive nose of a… [stutters] Bloodhound, with the bravery of a German… [stutters again] Shepherd.

Chief

[enters T.U.F.F. Headquarters and sees all filed papers piled everywhere and is in a complete wreck] What in blazes?! Have we been attacked by D.O.O.M.?!

Kitty

No, Chief. We're just a little disorganized since we lost our secretary.

Chief

The secretary quit?!

No, we literally lost her. She took a 10-minute break, stuff piled up, and we never… [stutters] saw her again. Rosemary, if you can hear us, shoot up a flare!

Chief

This is a nightmare! We've gotta hire a new secretary! (But who?)

Chameleon

So, they need a new secretary, hmm? Now I have the perfect cover to get into T.U.F.F.! [disguises himself as a female French poodle] I am now Fifi Ouioui! French poodle secretary! I'll need a convincing French accent. [clears throat] Sacre bleu. Croissant. Eiffel Tower. Perfect! What's not so perfect is that French poodles can't stick to walls! [falls and hits the ground] As they say in France, ow là là!"

Chief

[as he and all the T.U.F.F. agents evacuate the building] I love it when we evacuate!

Chameleon

[transforms back into himself while disguised as a salad dressing bottle; cackles] I fooled them all! Now to make my escape! [presses his hand on the scanner and it buzzes, trapping him in the elevator] Whoops. I forgot about the scanner!

Chief

I can't believe Snaptrap was lying! That means those bathroom floors weren't as clean as he said they were!

Chief, I've analyzed a… [stutters] blueprint of the mall. The bad news is, there's absolutely no way to stop the mall from hurdling toward the sun.

Chief

Hmm… What's the good news?

The food court's open till 9.

Kitty

Keswick, give me that blueprint.

Chief

What's your plan, Kitty?

Kitty

I'm gonna get Dudley to hurl us even faster toward the sun.

Chief

What's your backup plan, Kitty?

Kitty

Dudley, there's a giant fuel tank on the bottom of the mall. If you blast it with a rocket at exactly the right time, the explosion should accelerate us into the sun's orbit and slingshot us back to Earth.

Chief

Keswick, will that actually work?

Dudley

Trust her, guys. She's got good instincts.

Are you crazy?! She blew up my muffin!

She ruined my day at the beach!

She glued my cousin Francis to a moving train!

Chief

No, she didn't.

Oh, sorry. I thought we were just yelling stuff.