Peg Puppy quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Dudley

Always tell the truth, never take anything that doesn't belong to you, and never chew your butt in public! [chews his butt]

Peg

Two out of three. Not bad.

Security alert. There's an elderly woman outside the building. She could be a… [stutters] criminal. Activating security blasters!

Dudley

[recognizes her] That's not a criminal. That's my mom!

Peg

[on screen from outside] Dudley, I know you're in there.

Dudley

[shrieks] We can't let her find out I'm a secret agent! If she knows I have dangerous job, she'll make me quit!

Peg

Dudley, what's really going on? [firmly] And don't lie to your mother.

Dudley

[looks at everyone, then gives in] All right, Mom, the truth is, I'm a… [tears up] secret agent.

Peg

[gasps in shock as the interior of T.U.F.F. Headquarters is changed back to its original state] WHAT?! Absolutely not, young man! That is a dangerous job and I won't allow it! [grabs him by the ear] You're coming home with me right this instant.

Peg

Let go of my bracelet, you crazy woodpecker!

Bird Brain

It's my bracelet and I'm a booby! How about I just let go of you?

Peg

[screams while falling] Dudley!

Peg

[as her son handcuffs Bird Brain while Kitty holds him] That'll teach you to mess with my son, he's a big time secret agent. And this is his lazy secretary, Mitzi.

Bird Brain

Oh, really, then I shall take a latte and a blitz.

Dudley

Make that two, Mitz.

Peg

Don't hold your breath.

Dudley

Get away from my mom, Snaptrap! [tackles Snaptrap on the floor]

Peg

Dudley, what are you doing?!

Dudley

I'm saving you from an evil supervillain, who was just about to… [notices a plate of eggrolls on the table] Share your delicious microwave eggrolls with you? [scarfs the eggrolls and stops] What's going on here?!

Peg

I invited Mr. Snaptrap over for some refreshments. We met at the laundromat.

Snaptrap

Greetings, T.U.F.F. It is I, Verminious Snaptrap! I've captured all the annoying mom's in Petropolis, and now I'm sending them to a deserted island! You're welcome.

Dudley

Dessert Island? Awesome! Can I go?

Peg

Not until after dinner. You'll spoil your appetite.

Dudley

Ah! Let me do my man things, mom!

Snaptrap

Whoops. Sorry, Agent Puppy. Looks like I missed your mom. Don't worry, I'll get her. [Peg and Dudley look at each other] Snaptrap out!

Chief

Aah! No! That monster has my mommy! She's the light of my life! The reason none of my girlfriends are good enough!

Dudley

Don't worry, Chief. We'll find where Snaptrap's keeping the mom's, after we go to Dessert Island. [looks back at Peg] Okay, fine, mom's first.

Peg

What are you kids whispering about?

Kitty

Aah! Peg! I didn't know you were coming.