Verminous Snaptrap quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Snaptrap

I will now… PLOT MY REVENGE! And I'd love a copy of those photos.

Snaptrap

Activate your helmets, my barnyard army of D.O.O.M.! Okay, nothing to be ashamed of. I made the same mistake. Turn the dial a notch to the right. Now, attack Agent Katswell!

Snaptrap

Really? I never thought of that. I just like turning valves at 5:00. I like pulling levers at 6:00. It's a thing. Don't judge me.

Snaptrap

I need a new sugar bowl for my princess pretty tea set. I mean, money for man things.

Snaptrap

Here's your hall pass, which is also venomous.

Snaptrap

Well, well, if it isn't the big bad G.L.O.O.M. agents and the super-scary Murray. I mean, Larry! I think someone owes me an apology.

Snaptrap

Boy, robbing that old lady was a big mistake.

Snaptrap

Well, what do you know? In space, no one can hear you scream.

Snaptrap

[after Dudley passes out from hyperventilating too much] Boy, he really is an idiot. [he and Wolf Spitzer pose; end of episode]

Snaptrap

Great. You pressed the "Free the Crow" button. You've earned yourself a time-out, mister. Slither into the corner. Don't sass me, freak show. [crow attacks Snaptrap] Aah! The crow!

Snaptrap

Suit up, boys. We've got a wedding to crash!

Snaptrap

Well, it's official… and a little gross. Let's go get those presents!

Kitty

[disguised as a tour guide] And here's Petropolis Museum's most famous possession, the Kruger Rat.

[amazed] Oooh!

Kitty

Made of rare ratamantium, legend says that when the full moon hits its emerald eyes, they beam a hypnotic ray that controls the minds of rats.

Snaptrap

[dropping in from the ceiling] Precisely why I'm stealing it!

Who are you?

Snaptrap

Who am I? Simply the most EVIL mind in all of Petropolis!

Oh, you, uh, Dr. Destruction?

Snaptrap

What?! No!

You're the Kanga-rooster. The bouncing bird who lays the exploding eggs!

Snaptrap

[sighs in annoyance] I'm Verminious Snaptrap! Dirty rat, and leader of the Diabolical Order of Mayhem! [holds up the D.O.O.M. sign]

Never heard of you.

Snaptrap

Well, you will, for I will control Petropolis, now that I have the Kruger Rat! [knocks off the glass case and steals the artifact]

Kitty

Think again, Snaptrap! [rips off her disguise and makes a fighting pose] Hyah!

Snaptrap

Well, if it isn't special T.U.F.F. Agent Kitty Katswell! [grabs a sword from a suit of rat armor] Ready to lose one of your, nine lives?!

Kitty

I'd rather use my ten claws!

Dudley

I still can't believe T.U.F.F. agents get to take vacations. Aren't we supposed to be protecting the world from evil?

Kitty

Don't worry, Dudley, T.U.F.F. and D.O.O.M. have a longstanding agreement to take a vacation in the last week of August.

Snaptrap

We're not taking a vacation!

[disappointed] Aww…

But, Snaptrap, I already booked D.O.O.M. timeshare in Acapulco. I wanted to go snorkeling.

Snaptrap

You can snorkel in the shark tank, Larry!

Snaptrap

Mmm! What are these delicious crumbly things?

[takes out blue cheese] Blue cheese, boss.

Snaptrap

Waaah! [he starts puffing up]

Come to think of it, aren't you allergic to cheese?

Snaptrap

Well, thank you, Captain Obvious!