Wow. Dudley is a terrible chief. Luckily, all of the city's worst villains are out of commission.
No, they're at an evil softball tournament in Petsburgh.
[Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and the Chameleon are seen playing there]
I stole home! Seriously, I stole it. I also swiped the ref's watch. Start the car, Larry!
Well, if all the bad guys are out there playing softball, then there's nothing to worry about.
[Lightning flashes over the city and the face of a new villain appears]
It's time to give Petropolis something to worry about! [holding a meeting in a diner with Wanna-Bee, Fiddler Crab, and Escape Goat] I call to order the first meeting of the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators: "F.L.O.P.P.!" Role call! Meerkat, oh that's me. And I'll have you know I'm no mere cat, I'm the MEERKAT! Get it, Mere Cat. [pulls out a sign with "Mere Cat" at the top and "Meerkat" at the bottom] See the difference? You kinda have to write it down. [throws the sign away] Moving on… Wanna-Bee?
I'm here and I wanna be bad!
Oooh, I like your moxie. Missing Lynx, eh missing as usual. Fiddler Crab? [Fiddler Crab plays a fiddle note on his violin but one of the strings snap and hit him in the eye] Oh, that's a snappy ditty. Escape Goat?
Escape GoatI'm here, and I'm forming my greatest escape yet! Has anyone seen a tiny key?!
Time to brainstorm a fiendish plan!
Yeah! Let's do something super bad! [falls into the creamer]
Oh, dear, he's fallen in the creamer! Someone throw him a swizzle stick!
Escape Goat
Here's an evil plan. Why don't we dine and dash? Ha-ha!
Ooh, that's super evil! Let's do it!
[Petropolis Prison; The F.L.O.P.P. members are being released]
At last, sweet freedom! Now the members of F.L.O.P.P., the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators, can be reunited in crime! Right, Wanna-Bee?
Yeah! 'Cause I wanna be bad!
Escape Goat
So do I, but how can we commit crimes without going back to jail?!
We could rob each other, and not press charges!
I have a better idea. I've contacted an old friend, who leads the exciting life of a supervillain, but has never gone to jail.
Escape Goat
What's his secret?
He's never actually committed a crime. Oh, he threatens to, but it's always a bluff. Fellow members of F.L.O.P.P., meet the Bluffalo!
BBluffalo
Hello, look at me. I'm parked in a handicapped space in a stolen van. [Meerkat, Wanna-Bee, and Escape Goat scream] Just kidding. I'm legally parked, and I'm leasing this.
BBluffalo
With my help, you will be able to terrorize Petropolis with empty threats, and never go to prison. Now, who wants some stolen pizza? [Meerkat, Wanna-Bee, and Escape Goat scream again] I'm bluffing. I paid for it, and left a 20% tip. [giggles]
[F.L.O.P.P. and the Bluffalo lurk beside the donut shop with boxes of fudgie bars]
[high-fives with Bluffalo] Bluffalo, you're brilliant! Ooh, and I'm diabetic. I shouldn't have eaten all those fudgie bars.
Escape Goat
I'd say let's make our escape, but we didn't do anything wrong!
BBluffalo
And that is the genius of the Bluffalo. Now, let's race to the F.L.O.P.P. shed, while obeying all traffic laws. [They hop into a golf cart and drive away] This is not my golf cart. My brother-in-law loaned it to me.
I hereby call to order this meeting of F.L.O.P.P.: The Fiendish League of Potential Perpatrators!
Escape Goat
It's just me, Meerkat. You don't have to yell. Also, I know what F.L.O.P.P. stands for.
[offended] You know, Escape Goat, you've got quite an attitude for someone who couldn't even escape from the shower this morning!
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