Dudley Puppy quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Dudley

[to Snaptrap] Yo, rat dude. You have something that doesn't belong to you.

Dudley

I am never taking this off. [smiles]

Dudley

Snaptrap's Coffee?! Snappy Trap's Iced Tea?! Bob's Big Rat?! [view out to a Snaptrap-themed city known as…] SNAPTRAPOLIS?! WHAT DID I DO?!

Dudley

[offscreen] Why do we have a second basement?

Dudley

[as his mother's wedding dress is blown away from his body] AHH! I'M NAKED! Nobody look! [Kitty sighs and hands over his black shirt] Okay, you can look now.

Dudley

Great. Now what am I going to do with the world's largest sponge?

Dudley

Hang on, guys! TV's not ending on my watch!

Dudley

[in high-pitched voice] ¡Adios, amigos! I also like talking in French.

Dudley

Oh, no! Snaptrap's licking people's wallets! Gotta stop him!

Dudley

Shut up and buy a car!

Dudley

[gloomy] Being tall wrecked everything. I'm so sad I don't even feel like singing.

Dudley

Could you hurry up? I'm trying to save the city. Also, there's a bee in here.

Dudley

That's weird. Never punched someone in the nose and the foot at the same time.

Dudley

Always tell the truth, never take anything that doesn't belong to you, and never chew your butt in public! [chews his butt]

Peg

Two out of three. Not bad.

Kitty

We're secret agents, butt-munch, not superheroes. I speak 120 dialects fluently, mastered all forms of martial arts, and my claws are registered as lethal weapons.

Dudley

Maybe you should register YOUR BREATH!

Careful, Kitty, he's part-Chinese… [stutters] Fighting Dog.

Dudley

Beef with broccoli! [flicks Kitty in the nose] Orange chicken!