Kitty Katswell quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Kitty

I get the glasses, you get the pretzel.

Dudley

No I want, the glasses, the pretzel is stale.

Kitty

Give me those glasses!

Dudley

You broke the sunglasses! WHY, MEAN LADY?! WHY?!?

Kitty

Dudley, we did it! Thanks to you, I got what I wanted for my birthday-- I caught a bad guy! [breaks down into tears] This is the greatest birthday ever!

Dudley

Well, your birthday's not over yet. What do you say we set this magnet to party?

Kitty

You set it to "cow."

Dudley

Happy Birthday, Kitty!

Chief

All right, T.U.F.F. agents, let's start today's intelligence briefing. Keswick, bring item one.

[presses a button on the remote, and the footage show's him at a child's birthday party] Sorry. [chuckles] That's me at a kid's birthday party yesterday. do a little "Mr. Science" thing on the side. That reminds me, I've got bring… [stutters] Billy Jinkins back from the fourth dimension.

[still in the fourth dimension; lonely and scared] Hello? Mr. Science? Help!

Chief

You worked a kid's party? I thought you were here yesterday.

That was my hologram. In fact, this isn't even… [stutters] me. I'm over there. [points to the real Keswick waving behind The Chief]

Chief

Stop monkeying around, Keswick. We've got a serious issue to deal with. One that threatens the very existence of T.U.F.F.: The toaster in the snack room is in the fritz!

Dudley

[falls onto the floor in despair] NOOOO!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE FROZEN WAFFLES IN MY POCKET?! SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!

Kitty

[panicking] Keswick, you have to do something! I BROUGHT TOASTER PASTRIES TODAY!

Actually, Agent… [stutters] Katswell, I'm over there.

JUST FIX THE TOASTER!!!

All right, but I'm gonna need some time. Sorry I took so long, but I added a few… [stutters] upgrades. T.U.F.F. agents, meet R.I.T.A.!

Kitty

R.I.T.A.?

It's an anagram for "Robotic Interactive Toasting Appliance."

I never thought of that, I just like the name. I was also toying with Sheila, but she's the… [stutters] fax machine. Anyway, R.I.T.A.'s an artificially intelligent device whose prime-directed is to… [stutters] toast stuff.

Kitty

Look, Chief, R.I.T.A. may have foiled the bad guys evil plans, but we're the ones who captured them!

Chief

Whoop-Dee-Doo. All you did was put the T.U.F.F. cops on Snaptrap, and the Chameleon into an empty peanut butter jar.

Dudley

[with a mouthful of peanut butter] Yeah, but someone had to eat all the peanut butter first! And without a glass of milk I might add. [R.I.T.A. offers him a glass of milk] Back off, R.I.T.A.!

Chief

Agent R.I.T.A. and I have been talking.

Kitty

"Agent" R.I.T.A.?

Chief

She asked for a promotion and I gave it to her. I also threw in a parking space and her own secretary.

[as Tammy gives her mug of coffee; pleased] Thank you, Tammy.

Dudley

So we're supposed to work with a toaster?

Chief

No. R.I.T.A. helped me find the perfect assignment for the two of you.

Kitty

[dismayed] I can't believe it's come to this. Eight years of secret agent college, and I'm serving Swedish meatballs in a hairnet?!

Dudley

[scarfing down meatballs] I know it's humiliating. But these things are delicious.

Kitty

Well, at least it's quitting time. I'm gonna go home and sharpen my claws on the couch.

Dudley

One second. I just wanna clean up. Darn it! I got gravy on my waffles!

[switching off the lights] Well, closing time, R.I.T.A. Great job today. You were the toast of T.U.F.F. Now excuse me while I unplug you for the… [stutters] night.

[grabs his hand, preventing him to do so] I'm sorry, Keswick, but I cannot allow you to unplug me.

But we're an eco-friendly office. [grabs the plug again and screams as R.I.T.A. electrocutes him]

I run the office now, and I make the rules. Rule #1: No one turns me off.

R.I.T.A., aren't you getting… [stutters] carried away? You work for T.U.F.F., just like everybody else.

Not anymore. [laughs manically evil] And once I connect to the city power grid, I will control all of Petropolis!

R.I.T.A., no! What have I… [stutters] done?!

So, you're out for the rest of the day then? Okay.

Dudley

Whoa, whoa! Cafeteria's closed. There's a vending machine in the hall.

Kitty

Dudley, I think that is the vending machine, and the fax machine, and the microwave!

It's R.I.T.A.! She's gone… [stutters] bonkers!

Kitty

[getting hit by paper cups] Ahh! Paper cups!

Dudley

[getting hit by paper] AHH! Paper cuts!

[getting hit by paper clips] Ahh! Paper clips! R.I.T.A.'s headed for the city… [stutters] power grid!

Chief

[to Dudley and Kitty] You two have to stop her or Petropolis is toast!

Dudley

Toast! That's it! Keswick, didn't you say R.I.T.A.'s prime-directive is to toast?

Oh, I think I see where you're going, Agent Puppy. You want to build a satellite operated transponder that will reprogram R.I.T.A.'s primary behavioral sequencing?

Dudley

I was just gonna tape some bread to my stomach and butt.

Little complicated, but it could work.

Kitty

[looking down at Keswick's feet; whispering] Whoa, he's got webbed feet.

Dudley

[whispering] What is he? [iris closes on him and opens back up] He just laid an egg!

Snaptrap

You T.U.F.F. agents destroyed every one of our evil lairs... and ruined a perfectly good mani-pedi. It's payback time!

Chief

You started this fight, and now we're gonna finish it!

Snaptrap

No, you started it and we're gonna finish it!

Kitty

Wait! If we attack each other now, we're going to destroy our own headquarters!

Chief

Kitty's right. We're gonna have to call a truce and share the office.

Snaptrap

[baffled] D.O.O.M. and T.U.F.F.… sharing an office? How will that work?

Kitty

[confused] Wait a minute. Why is our real estate agent giving us ammunition?

Dudley

And isn't it a little coincidental that she rented us both the same office?

Kitty

[blocking Bunny's way from tiptoeing to the door; suspicious] Something tells me that she's not really a real real estate agent at all!

Dudley

For real?

[nervously clinging to the ceiling] I don't know what you're talking about. [in the Chameleon's voice] Ooh, silverfish!

Dudley

Wait a minute! I'd recognize that tongue anywhere!

It's the Chameleon!

Chameleon

Yes! [drops down on the ground, transforming back into his own self; laughing maniacally] It is I, The Chameleon! I only disguised myself as Bunny, your real estate agent, just like I disguised myself as your new field agents, Weaselman and Rodentski!

Dudley

That's easy. PETER POPPER PIPED A POT OF PURPLE PEEPERS!

Kitty

No, let me! Peter Paper peeled a pouch of plastic pappies!

Chief

Pa pa pa pa pa pee pee pa pa pee pee pa pa! [groans] Thought I nailed that. Kitty, Dudley, focus!

[in unison] Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!

[recorded] Code phrase, accepted.

Dudley

Tuff the T.O.O.T.H. mobile!

Kitty

You mean, to the T.U.F.F. mobile!

Dudley

Thought I nailed that.

Kitty

Dudley, I know you're trying to catch a giant robot, but you have to be more careful.

Dudley

There's a giant robot? I was just chasing down that ice cream truck. [looks up] Hey, what do you know? There is a giant robot. I bet that thing gets, like, no mileage. [rips off steering wheel] Kitty, take the wheel!

Kitty

What's the emergency, Chief?

Chief

I am entering a bake-off at the county fair. And I need your opinion on these pies.

Kitty

That's the emergency?

Chief

Hey, first prize is a gift certificate to the tiny CD store.

Dudley

Oh, no! Someone's stealing circles of ice! Why?

Chief

Yeah, uhh, I'm gonna talk to Agent Katswell now. [to Kitty] Someone's stealing the world's great figure skaters! I need you two to go undercover as skaters and find out who's responsible.

Dudley

On it, Chief! Kitty and I will figure out who's stealing those ice circles.

Kitty

Uh, I'll explain to him in the car.

Dudley

[comes out of the ladies' room, disguised as Tiffany Rose Amber Heather] How do I look, Kitty? I used your razor to shave my legs, and my back, and that guy. [points to a shaved, shivering ape] I may have gotten a little carried away. Here.

Kitty

[disguised as Vince] You can keep it.

Dudley

Kitty, my plan worked! The bad guys came after us!

Kitty

Okay, now what do we do?

Dudley

That was all I had. You know, you can contribute sometimes.

Kitty

Wait. Snowflake and Slush? You're the bad guys?!

Dudley

The old lady must've put them up to it!

No, Tiffany. [walks over to a trophy case as her and Slush's true colors are revealed] You see, Slush and I haven't won a skating competition. Mostly because Slush is dumber than a box hair. And I know. 'Cause I skated with a box of hair. AND IT WAS SMARTER THAN HIM! But then the hair went solo and left me hanging. The only way we could win is to eliminate everyone who's better than us. And with all y'all skaters out of the way, we're the best team left. That means the trophy is ours!

Dudley

Someone's gonna find us eventually. And when they do, you two and your old lady mastermind are going down!

I know it's gonna find the end of y'all. [takes out a 5-minute timer radish-shaped bomb, cackles evilly and crazily, then coughs; sets the bomb down on the ground and activates it] This bomb is set to go off in five minutes, just enough time for us to win the trophy, and get out of here. Come on, Slush! We got some skating to do.

Kitty

It's all over, Snowflake! In the name of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force, you are under arrest!

Dudley

[drops in, dragging in the innocent old lady turtle] We got the whole team now!

Kitty

Ma'am, your free to go. I'll explain it to him in the car.

Dudley

I learned a lot in the car. [makes a goofy, dumb face] I like the car!

Dudley

Guys, Snaptrap gave me this Doomy award for stealing shrimp! [hears a ticking sound, revealing the award is a bomb] Ooh, it's ticking!

Kitty

[alarmed] RUN!!!