All right, T.U.F.F. agents, let's start today's intelligence briefing. Keswick, bring item one.
[presses a button on the remote, and the footage show's him at a child's birthday party] Sorry. [chuckles] That's me at a kid's birthday party yesterday. do a little "Mr. Science" thing on the side. That reminds me, I've got bring… [stutters] Billy Jinkins back from the fourth dimension.
[still in the fourth dimension; lonely and scared] Hello? Mr. Science? Help!
You worked a kid's party? I thought you were here yesterday.
That was my hologram. In fact, this isn't even… [stutters] me. I'm over there. [points to the real Keswick waving behind The Chief]
Stop monkeying around, Keswick. We've got a serious issue to deal with. One that threatens the very existence of T.U.F.F.: The toaster in the snack room is in the fritz!
[Everyone screams in horror]
[falls onto the floor in despair] NOOOO!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE FROZEN WAFFLES IN MY POCKET?! SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!
[panicking] Keswick, you have to do something! I BROUGHT TOASTER PASTRIES TODAY!
Actually, Agent… [stutters] Katswell, I'm over there.
JUST FIX THE TOASTER!!!
All right, but I'm gonna need some time. Sorry I took so long, but I added a few… [stutters] upgrades. T.U.F.F. agents, meet R.I.T.A.!
R.I.T.A.?
It's an anagram for "Robotic Interactive Toasting Appliance."
I never thought of that, I just like the name. I was also toying with Sheila, but she's the… [stutters] fax machine. Anyway, R.I.T.A.'s an artificially intelligent device whose prime-directed is to… [stutters] toast stuff.
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