Look, Chief, R.I.T.A. may have foiled the bad guys evil plans, but we're the ones who captured them!
Whoop-Dee-Doo. All you did was put the T.U.F.F. cops on Snaptrap, and the Chameleon into an empty peanut butter jar.
[with a mouthful of peanut butter] Yeah, but someone had to eat all the peanut butter first! And without a glass of milk I might add. [R.I.T.A. offers him a glass of milk] Back off, R.I.T.A.!
Agent R.I.T.A. and I have been talking.
"Agent" R.I.T.A.?
She asked for a promotion and I gave it to her. I also threw in a parking space and her own secretary.
[as Tammy gives her mug of coffee; pleased] Thank you, Tammy.
So we're supposed to work with a toaster?
No. R.I.T.A. helped me find the perfect assignment for the two of you.
[Dudley and Kitty are now serving Swedish meatballs to the agents in the cafeteria]
[dismayed] I can't believe it's come to this. Eight years of secret agent college, and I'm serving Swedish meatballs in a hairnet?!
[scarfing down meatballs] I know it's humiliating. But these things are delicious.
Well, at least it's quitting time. I'm gonna go home and sharpen my claws on the couch.
One second. I just wanna clean up. Darn it! I got gravy on my waffles!
[switching off the lights] Well, closing time, R.I.T.A. Great job today. You were the toast of T.U.F.F. Now excuse me while I unplug you for the… [stutters] night.
[grabs his hand, preventing him to do so] I'm sorry, Keswick, but I cannot allow you to unplug me.
But we're an eco-friendly office. [grabs the plug again and screams as R.I.T.A. electrocutes him]
I run the office now, and I make the rules. Rule #1: No one turns me off.
R.I.T.A., aren't you getting… [stutters] carried away? You work for T.U.F.F., just like everybody else.
Not anymore. [laughs manically evil] And once I connect to the city power grid, I will control all of Petropolis!
R.I.T.A., no! What have I… [stutters] done?!
So, you're out for the rest of the day then? Okay.
[Dudley and Kitty are closing up the cafeteria as R.I.T.A. bursts in]
Whoa, whoa! Cafeteria's closed. There's a vending machine in the hall.
Dudley, I think that is the vending machine, and the fax machine, and the microwave!
It's R.I.T.A.! She's gone… [stutters] bonkers!
[getting hit by paper cups] Ahh! Paper cups!
[getting hit by paper] AHH! Paper cuts!
[getting hit by paper clips] Ahh! Paper clips! R.I.T.A.'s headed for the city… [stutters] power grid!
[to Dudley and Kitty] You two have to stop her or Petropolis is toast!
Toast! That's it! Keswick, didn't you say R.I.T.A.'s prime-directive is to toast?
Oh, I think I see where you're going, Agent Puppy. You want to build a satellite operated transponder that will reprogram R.I.T.A.'s primary behavioral sequencing?
I was just gonna tape some bread to my stomach and butt.
Little complicated, but it could work.
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