[in pain] Oh, oh, oh, you hit me!
You hit me.
Yeah, you know, we could just have sex instead.
S8 E12Prometheus Unbound
[Vala wakes up in the Prometheus holding cell, dressed in SGC fatigues instead of her zat-resistant bodysuit]
Did you have fun taking off my clothes?
It was your idea.
No, I meant while I was conscious. You know, so I could distract you and kick you in the head.
Come on, you've seen me naked. The least you could do is cook me dinner.
Uh, the name's Olo. Hans Olo.
S8 E13It's Good to Be King
I get to name all kinds of stuff. You should see the Grateful Dead Burial Ground.
I guess congratulations are in order. You made general.
GOGen. O'Neill
You made king!
[The team fetches O'Neill to operate the Ancient time ship. He sits down and looks around.]
GOGen. O'Neill
You're gonna have to help me out here, Carter. Got any quarters?
GGaran
Surrender your weapons, or die where you stand!
GOGen. O'Neill
Oh, if I had a nickel...
[A tense standoff with the local inhabitants has just been defused.]
GOGen. O'Neill
God, I miss goin' off world!
[Teal'c and Daniel have been captured by Trelak, the First Prime of Ares.]
TTrelak
Know this, shol'va; I will see to it that you suffer slowly.
And I will see to it that you die quickly.
[Later, Teal'c fights Trelak and ends it by sticking a dagger in his gut.]
TTrelak
[last breath] You are a man of your word.
Indeed. [shoves the knife in deeper and walks away before Trelak even hits the ground]
S8 E14Full Alert
[Kinsey offers O'Neill his help]
GOGen. O'Neill
I'm sorry. I must have missed an episode.
GOGen. O'Neill
Five bucks says Carter has a theory.
S8 E15Citizen Joe
So, any big plans for the weekend?
GOGen. O'Neill
Oh yeah, big. Huge!
Yeah, me neither.
GOGen. O'Neill
Oh, what are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelettes.
World-famous, huh? What's in it?
GOGen. O'Neill
Eggs.
I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
GOGen. O'Neill
Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you.
It's beer, isn't it?
GGordie
Furlings. They sound cute, like Ewoks.
GGordie
[reading a letter] See, I'm not sure you should have sent in this one about Seth. It wasn't one of your best.
BBert
[reading another letter] They rejected "Hathor"?! Oh, but it was gold!
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