[McKay looks down into the gate room, where Jonas is staring at the gate]
What do you think the little alien guy's doing down there?
[Sam goes down to the gate room]
Bet you regret coming here now.
Can't really look at it that way, can we?
So... what are you doing?
You know, it's the stupidest thing, but it's been bugging me since I got here.
We're inside a mountain. The gate obviously can't fit through any of these doors...
So how did it get in here? The ceiling retracts. [She points] Above it is a shaft that leads to the surface, and inside is a crane mechanism that hoisted the gate down.
Interesting. Does it go up ?
They're working on lightening the 302, but that's why you're going alone. Believe it or not, every pound counts.
I shouldn't have had that cake.
I wish I could go with you Sir.
Yes, I'm sure you do. [Stepping in the elevator] And I find that quite bizarre.
[Carter kisses McKay on the cheek]
[thrilled] That means you don't hate me.
I was more attracted to you when I did.
[Hammond is packing up his office. O'Neill picks up a lamp.]
You sure you want to take this with you, sir?
GH Gen. Hammond
We're closed for business. I was supposed to retire five years ago. We don't know how long it's going to be before we can re-establish the Stargate Program, if ever.
Actually, I just meant, it says "Property of US Air Force" on it.
Next time we crash our brand new mothership, what do you say we do it in the tropics?
Actually, sir, it wouldn't make a difference. At this depth, all water is ice cold.
Shallower water, then…shallower.
Yes, sir. I'll keep that in mind.
Or we could just not crash at all. It would be nice to keep our nice new mothership more than a couple of hours.
[Col. O'Neill and Carter resurface after almost drowning]
[Speaking into her radio] Dad? We're alright.
Tell him I take back everything I was thinking while I was underwater.
Next mothership we keep, okay?
[O'Neill and Jonas have just escaped the mothership in a death glider. Jonas is smiling.]
[suspiciously] Are you smiling?
First time in a death glider.
Oh! Well… [starts flying crazy]
You know, sometimes I get a little concerned that you're gonna get my favorite planet wiped out.
Yes. What planet is that?
Those of us not originally from the planet Earth...got to stick together, right?
Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?
No...oh...Of course, yes. I...I was warned about your occasional use of humor. It'...Got me!
[Teal'c stares at Jonas absolutely serious. Jonas frowns.]
[into radio] The crew appears to have abandoned ship.
GH Gen. Hammond
That's good to hear. I don't mind telling you that we've been holding our breath down here.
[After an explosion]
Hi. It's nice to finally meet you, Major.
You too. Dr. Michaels, this is Dr. Fraiser.
[also introducing] Uh…Drs. Woods and Osbourne.
All right. That's enough.
I forgot to tape The Simpsons...
[Teal'c stares at O'Neill, seemingly not understanding]
[Teal'c leaves, apparently thinking O'Neill is nuts]
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