Next time we crash our brand new mothership, what do you say we do it in the tropics?
Actually, sir, it wouldn't make a difference. At this depth, all water is ice cold.
Shallower water, then…shallower.
Yes, sir. I'll keep that in mind.
Or we could just not crash at all. It would be nice to keep our nice new mothership more than a couple of hours.
[Col. O'Neill and Carter resurface after almost drowning]
[Speaking into her radio] Dad? We're alright.
Tell him I take back everything I was thinking while I was underwater.
Next mothership we keep, okay?
[O'Neill and Jonas have just escaped the mothership in a death glider. Jonas is smiling.]
[suspiciously] Are you smiling?
First time in a death glider.
Oh! Well… [starts flying crazy]
You know, sometimes I get a little concerned that you're gonna get my favorite planet wiped out.
Yes. What planet is that?
Those of us not originally from the planet Earth...got to stick together, right?
Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?
No...oh...Of course, yes. I...I was warned about your occasional use of humor. It'...Got me!
[Teal'c stares at Jonas absolutely serious. Jonas frowns.]
[into radio] The crew appears to have abandoned ship.
GHGen. Hammond
That's good to hear. I don't mind telling you that we've been holding our breath down here.
[After an explosion]
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