You may call me Anise.
Anise?
It means "Noble Strength".
I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
I'm Jack. It means... what's in the box?
“Upgrades” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (9), Daniel Jackson (5), Samantha Carter (3), George Hammond (3), Anise (3), Teal'c (1)
Your strength is five times that of a normal human.
So, no increase then.
I mean, it's just the most unbelievable, incredible thing I've ever experienced! I mean, I've cross-referenced the symbols on the armband against every written language on Earth in an hour!
What did you find?
Well, nothing… but, you see, the point is… I can read really fast!
WWaitress
What can I get you?
Uh, three of the biggest steaks you've got, with everything, rare, and a baked potato.
WWaitress
You got it! [She starts to walk off.]
Excuse me… that was for me!
[The waitress looks skeptical]
Yeah, I'm going to have three as well.
Four?
Four… Four is good.
Me too, and french fries with mine… oh and a diet soda!
[O'Neill and Jackson look at her questioningly]
[defensively] I like the taste better!
[SG-1 are at a local steakhouse, despite having been ordered to stay on base]
So, has it occurred to anyone that we're defying a direct order?
Well, it's not like we haven't defied orders before.
Yes, but that was to save Earth.
Earth. Steaks. There's a difference?
Well, this is a cliché.
GHGen. Hammond
I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid.
GHGen. Hammond
The report said there was a brawl!
More of a scuffle, sir.
GHGen. Hammond
: You're lucky you didn't kill any of those men!
No, we were very careful about that, General.
Should have brought more snacks.
Just remember, I retired. You wanted me back.
General, sir, about the obviously impending court martials...
GHGen. Hammond
You were all under the influence of an alien technology, Colonel. That's a pretty solid defense.
Even so, I'm sorry.
Me too.
Me three.
[pause, Teal'c glances at the others]
[smugly] I have no need to apologize.
GHGen. Hammond
Teal'c was actually following orders.
Of course he was.
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