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Stargate SG-1 · Season 4, Episode 1

“Small Victories” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“Small Victories” · Season 4, Episode 1

In this episode: Jack O'Neill (8), Samantha Carter (8), George Hammond (3), Daniel Jackson (2), Thor (2), Teal'c (1)

I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower.

GHGen. Hammond

Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel.

[to Jackson, quietly] Bad?

I wasn't going to say anything.

The replicators are impervious to Goa'uld technology. They are, however, susceptible to human projectile weaponry. [Davis looks towards Jack confused]

Guns.

[to Thor] Wait a minute, you're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?

You may have come to the right place.

GHGen. Hammond

Thor, with all due respect to your situation we need SG-1 here.

I could go, sir.

I don't know, Carter. You may not be dumb enough.

I think I can handle it

[referring to the Asgard form of food] I like the yellow ones.

[eating one of the yellow pieces, then recoiling in disgust] Oh, my God! [Glances over at Thor] Sorry.

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