Your strength is five times that of a normal human.
So, no increase then.
S4 E3Upgrades
I mean, it's just the most unbelievable, incredible thing I've ever experienced! I mean, I've cross-referenced the symbols on the armband against every written language on Earth in an hour!
What did you find?
Well, nothing… but, you see, the point is… I can read really fast!
WWaitress
What can I get you?
Uh, three of the biggest steaks you've got, with everything, rare, and a baked potato.
WWaitress
You got it! [She starts to walk off.]
Excuse me… that was for me!
[The waitress looks skeptical]
Yeah, I'm going to have three as well.
Four?
Four… Four is good.
Me too, and french fries with mine… oh and a diet soda!
[O'Neill and Jackson look at her questioningly]
[defensively] I like the taste better!
[SG-1 are at a local steakhouse, despite having been ordered to stay on base]
So, has it occurred to anyone that we're defying a direct order?
Well, it's not like we haven't defied orders before.
Yes, but that was to save Earth.
Earth. Steaks. There's a difference?
Well, this is a cliché.
GHGen. Hammond
I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid.
GHGen. Hammond
The report said there was a brawl!
More of a scuffle, sir.
GHGen. Hammond
: You're lucky you didn't kill any of those men!
No, we were very careful about that, General.
Should have brought more snacks.
Just remember, I retired. You wanted me back.
General, sir, about the obviously impending court martials...
GHGen. Hammond
You were all under the influence of an alien technology, Colonel. That's a pretty solid defense.
Even so, I'm sorry.
Me too.
Me three.
[pause, Teal'c glances at the others]
[smugly] I have no need to apologize.
GHGen. Hammond
Teal'c was actually following orders.
Of course he was.
S4 E4Crossroads
Well, I guess now we can go back and tell General Hammond that the Tok'ra boned us again!
[Stargate is engaged offworld and Bra'tac's IDC is received. Instead of Bra'tac a young woman steps out of the Stargate]
Bra'tac... you've done something with your hair!
O'Neill?
Master Teal'c.
I am in need of your assistance.
I'm here to serve!
Egeria, Roman goddess of fountains.
Fountains?
Also childbirth.
How do those two go together?
It doesn't matter. She was also adviser to Numa Pompilius, a legendary ruler.
Correct, Dr Jackson. Egeria came to the Tau'ri to stop the Goa'uld from taking humans through the Stargate as slaves. Ra found her and killed her, but not before she had spawned our movement.
Literally?
Yes.
Thanks for the image.
You know this whole talking to two people in one body thing really sucks
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