Sir, this is the fifth incoming wormhole in the last hour and a half.
Okay, I'm here two hours early. When did you get in?
Actually, sir, I never left.
Didn't I order you to get a life?
Stargate SG-1 · Season 4, Episode 2
“The Other Side” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (4), Teal'c (3), Daniel Jackson (2), Samantha Carter (2)
Sir, this is the fifth incoming wormhole in the last hour and a half.
Okay, I'm here two hours early. When did you get in?
Actually, sir, I never left.
Didn't I order you to get a life?
[to Teal'c] You've got that look.
To which look are you referring, O'Neill?
The one that says, "I have misgivings about this mission but deep down I know we're doing the right thing"?
No, the other one.
Oh.
Next time I tell you to shut up...!
I didn't hear you tell me to shut up.
Too subtle for ya?
Well, for once, yes. Would you hear me out?
Carter, our standing orders, what are they?
To seek new allies and procure technologies to aid in the defense against the Goa'uld.
And have we carried out those orders?
We came here to help them!
Is that not what we are doing, Daniel Jackson?
No. Their whole world is in flames and we are offering them gasoline. How is that help?
We are in fact offering water.
[to Teal'c] Thank you!
I was speaking metaphorically.
Well, stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c.
So, what's your impression of Alar?
That he is concealing something.
Like what?
I am unsure. He is concealing it.
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