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SEASON 2

Stargate SG-1 · Season 2

Stargate SG-1 Season 2 quotes

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S2 E18Holiday

Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "Why?"

Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "Why? Because I earned it, that's why. I earned it because I sacrificed my life for you and your people. The least you could do was compensate me with another."

Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "What right do you have to judge the value of my life?"

Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "I have suffered more than anyone should suffer in a lifetime. For 50 years, I fought against the Goa'uld, then I was betrayed by my wife, whom they secretly turned into a host."

Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "So was mine. She's still with them."

Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "At least you still have a planet. And friends. Two billion of my people died rather than surrender me to the Goa'uld."

Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "You have made great sacrifices. For that we owe you...gratitude. But it still does not give you the right to take another's life."

Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "If you had the technology, you would do the same."

Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "No, I wouldn't, because then I'd be no better than the Goa'uld."

Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "I AM NOT A GOA'ULD! I HATE THE GOA'ULD!"

Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "The Goa'uld use people as hosts because they think they're better than them. Because they think they deserve it. You're a Goa'uld, Ma'chello. I am nothing but a host to you."

Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "I am not a Goa'uld."

Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "Whoa. What a dream. What happened?"

"I don't have time to explain right now, Daniel, just bear with me."

Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "Okay."

Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "Hey, Danny-boy."

Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "...Jack?!"

S2 E19One False Step

Well, I have to admit this is one of the stranger cultures I've ever seen. As far as I can tell, they're communal, but there's very little sign of actual social communication. I haven't seen any tools or signs of a functional civilization.

So they're a little less evolved than we are.

Well, we don't wanna jump to any conclusions. Remember the Nox.

And they did build these...homes.

That's a kind appraisal. What about the UAV?

Well, I've tried everything I know about rudimentary communication, and to be honest, I've had more successful conversations with dogs.

So...

So they're probably a little less evolved than we are.

Can you do me a favor? Could you keep an eye on this plant thing for me?

I will keep both of my eyes on it, Daniel Jackson.

Well, we're not gonna stand around doing nothing.

We're not doing nothing.

You're videotaping a plant.

Well, I think this might be important.

Well, I think you might be losing what's left of your mind.

[Pause] ... What's that supposed to mean?

It means that on a good day, you can be a little flaky.

And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending.

Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference in opinion on how to handle a crisis.

Oh, please! We have a-a difference of opinion on just about everything.

Gimme an example.

I dunno, pick something! How about -- how about mythology?

Rumors, lies, fairytales.

[Finally losing it, jumping around in a frustrated circle] Y'see?! See? See? See? See?? See?? Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development!

Maybe it is; what's that got to do with filming a plant?!

Exactly!

What does that mean?!

I don't know!

GHGen. Hammond

So this inaudible sound was making you sick, but not in the same way that it was affecting the aliens? They need the sound to live but we altered it by harming the organism that makes the sound?

Sounds right.

S2 E20Show and Tell

CCharlie

Mother says the boys of your culture don't cry.

Not true! In fact there's an official list of reasons for which crying is a good thing.

CCharlie

Mother is leaving.

See, that's a good reason. "Mom Leaving" is, I believe, number six on the list of good reasons. Actually, six is "Mom Says She's Leaving in a Couple of Days." Five is "Mom Leaving Immediately." Four, of course, is "Mom Already Left." Three—now, three is huge, one of the biggest ones on the list—

GHGen. Hammond

[After the teams return from the Re'tu planet] So you would say threat assessment is high... [Turns to O'Neill]

Oh yeah.

There were a lot of them, sir.

They are indeed invisible.

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