[Teal'c and Col. O'Neill have just returned to the SGC through the Stargate]
GHGen. Hammond
How did it go?
[in Col. O'Neill's body] It did not go well, Gen. Hammond.
[in Teal'c's body, sarcastically] Ya think?
“Holiday” · Season 2, Episode 18
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (3), Ma'chello (3), Samantha Carter (2), Teal'c (2), Daniel Jackson (1), George Hammond (1)
Describe for me... the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
[In Ma'chello's body] I don't have a sister, Jack. And if I did, I wouldn't let you near her.
[in Daniel's body, speaking to people who ignore him] Hello, friend. I am new to this area. I would like to learn about your culture and customs. Will you teach me? Do you not understand me?
FFred
Spare any change, please?
Why does no one answer me?
FFred
'Cause you're strange.
Am I? Tell me how I am strange.
FFred
Man, you can't be just walking up to people you don't know on the street and talking all weird like that, asking for stuff.
Isn't that what you are doing?
FFred
Well, yeah, but--
Then you must be strange as well.
FFred
I been called worse. Sure, I'm strange, too.
I am called Ma'chello.
FFred
I'm Fred.
Let us feast together, Fred, and celebrate our strangeness and... new-found friendship.
FFred
On you?
If that is the custom, we will feast [indicates himself] on me.
[in Dr. Jackson's body] I do not wish to fight any longer. From now on I only want to eat hamburgers and french fries and ice cream sundaes and I want to be with good people like you, Fred.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, what are you doing?
[In Jack's body] If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head
[In Teal'c's body] You're making a joke, right?
[In Jack's body] I am not joking.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, you will not shave my head!
[In Jack's body] It is presently my head, O'Neill.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, this is only temporary!
[In Jack's body] And if it is not?
[In Teal'c's body] Just give them a chance to find Daniel, okay? Teal'c, I'm going to see General Hammond. Promise me you won't touch the head until I get back.
Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "Why?"
Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "Why? Because I earned it, that's why. I earned it because I sacrificed my life for you and your people. The least you could do was compensate me with another."
Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "What right do you have to judge the value of my life?"
Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "I have suffered more than anyone should suffer in a lifetime. For 50 years, I fought against the Goa'uld, then I was betrayed by my wife, whom they secretly turned into a host."
Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "So was mine. She's still with them."
Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "At least you still have a planet. And friends. Two billion of my people died rather than surrender me to the Goa'uld."
Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "You have made great sacrifices. For that we owe you...gratitude. But it still does not give you the right to take another's life."
Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "If you had the technology, you would do the same."
Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "No, I wouldn't, because then I'd be no better than the Goa'uld."
Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "I AM NOT A GOA'ULD! I HATE THE GOA'ULD!"
Dr. Jackson (in Ma'chello's body): "The Goa'uld use people as hosts because they think they're better than them. Because they think they deserve it. You're a Goa'uld, Ma'chello. I am nothing but a host to you."
Ma'chello (in Daniel's body): "I am not a Goa'uld."
"Colonel?"
Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "I'm here."
"How do you feel, physically?"
Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "Peachy."
Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "Whoa. What a dream. What happened?"
"I don't have time to explain right now, Daniel, just bear with me."
Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "Okay."
Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "Hey, Danny-boy."
Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "...Jack?!"
"Thank you. For my holiday."
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