“Show and Tell” quotes from Stargate SG-1

Mother says the boys of your culture don't cry.

Col. O'Neill

Not true! In fact there's an official list of reasons for which crying is a good thing.

Mother is leaving.

Col. O'Neill

See, that's a good reason. "Mom Leaving" is, I believe, number six on the list of good reasons. Actually, six is "Mom Says She's Leaving in a Couple of Days." Five is "Mom Leaving Immediately." Four, of course, is "Mom Already Left." Three—now, three is huge, one of the biggest ones on the list—

[While examining the monitor blasted by "Mother"] Theories? Suggestions?

Capt. Carter

Seems obvious this Re'tu exists.

Col. O'Neill

Well, here's a question: How do we deal with an invisible threat?

Capt. Carter

We need a way to detect them.

Col. O'Neill

That would be helpful.

[After the teams return from the Re'tu planet] So you would say threat assessment is high... [Turns to O'Neill]

Col. O'Neill

Oh yeah.

Capt. Carter

There were a lot of them, sir.

Teal'c

They are indeed invisible.