Do you know anything about quantum gravity?
No.
Apparently, neither do I.
S2 E16A Matter of Time
[Watching the video feed from the doomed men and women of SG-10, slowed by the time dilation effects of the black hole's gravity]
There's nothing we can do to save them?
They've had it, sir.
You know that for a fact, Colonel?
No, sir, I don't. But have a look at Major Boyd's face. What does that tell you?
Very well. Disengage the Stargate.
Sir, by some fluke of Stargate technology, we are witnessing something that the laws of physics say we can't possibly witness.
(angrily) We are witnessing good men dying in slow motion, Captain.
(embarrassed) You're right, sir.
Shut it down.
Man, she is--
Way smarter than we are. I know.
Keep your distance, Lieutenant. Sir, for some reason, the warping of our space-time seems to be in advance of the gravitational field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect generated by the Stargate itself, but I can't be sure.
(to Colonel O'Neill) Don't even pretend you understood that.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're pulling some major gees now.
I feel like I put on a couple hundred pounds.
I wasn't going to say anything.
S2 E17Serpent's Song
What do you want?
To live.
Can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute! You are your god! That's a problem.
I am worth far more to you than you will admit.
You tell me what are you worth?
Your people, they are still primitive. They will be destroyed.
You don't look like you're up to it.
Not me. There is another.
Yeah? Who?
There is much you would learn from me, Tau'ri. [breathes heavily] But for that knowledge there is a price.
[Col. O'Neill rolls his eyes.]
A new host.
[raises his eyebrows] A host?
So that I may live. In exchange for all the knowledge of the Goa'uld. The secrets of star travel, our weapons, our power.
All that…
In time, more.
[leans down] Go to hell.
A single human life is worth so much you would risk a world?
That's right. That's why they call us the good guys.
[Apophis lies back and exhales.]
Doc, let me know when he dies.
[SG-1 is discussing Sokar]
Which is he?
I don't know, but his portion of Tuat, or the otherworld, was filled with lakes of fire, where the wicked were thrown into as punishment after torture and mutilation.
Hell.
Yeah, basically, he was the original Satan.
Well, isn't that special?
Teal'c, there was once a time you would have died for me.
That time is no more.
Holy...buckets.
S2 E18Holiday
[Teal'c and Col. O'Neill have just returned to the SGC through the Stargate]
GHGen. Hammond
How did it go?
[in Col. O'Neill's body] It did not go well, Gen. Hammond.
[in Teal'c's body, sarcastically] Ya think?
Describe for me... the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
[In Ma'chello's body] I don't have a sister, Jack. And if I did, I wouldn't let you near her.
[in Daniel's body, speaking to people who ignore him] Hello, friend. I am new to this area. I would like to learn about your culture and customs. Will you teach me? Do you not understand me?
FFred
Spare any change, please?
Why does no one answer me?
FFred
'Cause you're strange.
Am I? Tell me how I am strange.
FFred
Man, you can't be just walking up to people you don't know on the street and talking all weird like that, asking for stuff.
Isn't that what you are doing?
FFred
Well, yeah, but--
Then you must be strange as well.
FFred
I been called worse. Sure, I'm strange, too.
I am called Ma'chello.
FFred
I'm Fred.
Let us feast together, Fred, and celebrate our strangeness and... new-found friendship.
FFred
On you?
If that is the custom, we will feast [indicates himself] on me.
[in Dr. Jackson's body] I do not wish to fight any longer. From now on I only want to eat hamburgers and french fries and ice cream sundaes and I want to be with good people like you, Fred.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, what are you doing?
[In Jack's body] If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head
[In Teal'c's body] You're making a joke, right?
[In Jack's body] I am not joking.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, you will not shave my head!
[In Jack's body] It is presently my head, O'Neill.
[In Teal'c's body] Teal'c, this is only temporary!
[In Jack's body] And if it is not?
[In Teal'c's body] Just give them a chance to find Daniel, okay? Teal'c, I'm going to see General Hammond. Promise me you won't touch the head until I get back.
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