[checking his watch] So, therefore, next check-in is in just under six hours.
Good. Muscles, that means that we have time to go to the party.
[She starts to walk away until Mitchell's voice stops her.]
No, it does not! It means we stay here out of sight and remain as inconspicuous as possible. With a bit of luck, the people on this planet will never even know we were here.
[The couple who had left the party before arrive in the gate room and are now just a few feet away from the team. They begin kissing intensely.]
[pushing him away for a moment] Don't. tell Hesellven, she is like a sister to me.
[They resume kissing. They stop and begin to walk toward the gate, where they finally see the team. Mitchell waves casually.]
Hi. There's nothing to be alarmed about. We um—
[The woman begins screaming then turns and runs out of the room, the man following her. She is still screaming. Teal'c and Mitchell head out after them, and Vala tries to follow, but Daniel holds her back.]
[Hesellven and Sylvana are catfighting]
What the hell are you doing? Stop it!!
HHesellven
Hah! I think you started it when you kissed Heron.
[exasperated] Shut up! Shut up! You’re hostages! This is like a life and death situation here! Start acting like it.
Oh, please! You’re not rebels! We’re not deaf, you know. Everyone in this room knows it.
That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!
[Sylvana stares at Dr. Jackson]
[sternly] Don't eyeball me.
CCicero
Excuse me. Did you really come through the Ring?
CCicero
It's a portal, isn't it, to other worlds?
Yeah, I'd be happy to show you how it works, once we get it up up and running.
CCicero
You want them to free your friends.
CCicero
Your demands. If you want to pose as the rebels, the first thing they usually do in situations like this is ask for the freeing of their imprisoned compatriots.
[Walks toward Cicero] What's your name?
CCicero
Cicero. I'm a researcher here at the museum, and I believe you.
You want to get on the radio and explain that to the folks outside?
CCicero
Oh, I've tried. I've suspected as much for years, I've published dozens of papers, written a book. No one listens. My colleagues think I'm a bit of a joke.
Oh, Daniel, you've found a kindred spirit.
Is that what I think it is?
No, it's a Goa'uld naquadah bomb.
For the record, that's what I thought it was.
Yes, I'm sure you did. Well, it seems in pretty good shape. If it's real, and if the naquadah core is intact. I assume these cases are connected to the security system?
So, you can't get into the case.
CCicero
You won't be able to access it without a security-card.
And you have one of those, no?
CCicero
Not for these exhibits, no.
Well, not to worry. You happen to be standing next to one of the best thieves in two galaxies.
CCicero
[Turns to Mitchell] Ah!
[Jayem, a night guard of the museum, points a gun at Mitchell and Vala, and demands the freeing of the hostages]
Mitchell, what's going on?
Well, we've got ourselves a bit of a John McClane here.
Wha-what are you talking about?
[walking past Daniel] Die Hard.
(Vala is attempting to power the stargate with a Goa'uld bomb.)
There's a 70% chance that if we dial manually we'll be able to establish a connection, and a 50% chance the bomb will just go off.
Well there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole and it blows up.
[on the radio] Jackson, did you catch any of that?
Yeah, 100% chance we should have brought someone who knows what they're doing.
In that case, there are some things you should know. The Ori do not ascend their followers. Arkad is a coward who will die by my hand. Also, I have planted an explosive device in your symbiote pouch. It is set to go off within a matter of moments. It is the same type that you used to kill twelve warriors, eighteen innocent bystanders, and two children who had gathered for a peaceful summit.
BKBa'kad
They were sinners all, who chose the path of evil.
[walking away] Ten seconds.
BKBa'kad
Where are you going?
I am leaving. You are about to explode.
[SG-1 has set a trap for Teal'c]
Hey Teal'c? I know you're out there. I don't know what you're thinking, but we're here to help. [Mitchell barely dodges two zat blasts] Okay, that was a lie! And, uh, I hate myself, I feel terrible about that.
I suppose for the benefit of your friends there, you're gonna want to list all the reasons why I was such a bad father.
Oh, I wish I could, but a wormhole can only be maintained for thirty-eight minutes.
Oh, you got your father's wit!
Certainly not enough time to list your inequalities as both a father and a human being.
And your mother's uncanny ability to hold a grudge.
You said you had some intel?
Yes, and I'm prepared to tell you everything once you allow me through your gate.
GLGen. Landry
As soon as Vala vouches for you.
I most certainly will not!
