They cancelled it? Really? I didn't even know the new season had started.
[This episode was shot after Stargate SG-1s cancellation was announced]
“Family Ties” · Season 10, Episode 18
In this episode: Vala Mal Doran (4), Cameron Mitchell (3), Jacek (3), Daniel Jackson (2), Samantha Carter (1), Hank Landry (1)
I suppose for the benefit of your friends there, you're gonna want to list all the reasons why I was such a bad father.
Oh, I wish I could, but a wormhole can only be maintained for thirty-eight minutes.
Oh, you got your father's wit!
Certainly not enough time to list your inequalities as both a father and a human being.
And your mother's uncanny ability to hold a grudge.
You said you had some intel?
Yes, and I'm prepared to tell you everything once you allow me through your gate.
GLGen. Landry
As soon as Vala vouches for you.
I most certainly will not!
So, what's the deal with the accent, or in your father's case, the lack thereof?
Well, the accent, like most of my other good qualities, I got from my mother. My charm, my wit, my good looks…
What'd you get from your dad?
Some minor food allergies.
I have a bad feeling about this.
[stepping out from behind a tree] That's because I raised you to be cautious.
Mother raised me.
Which one?
My mother!
You didn't trust him, but you talked me into coming here anyway?
Eh. He’s not my father.
Say, how'd you like to go out to dinner with me once this is all is over?
Oh, I don't think so.
Why not?
Well, I'm an incredibly busy person with very little free time…Oh! And you're a jerk.
oh well there is that
(Teal'c has taken one of Jacek's tickets to the "Virginia Dialogues". He sits down between two women as the play begins)
AActress
My girlfriends and I talk about a lot of things. There's just one topic we rarely discuss. Vaginas. And I asked myself, why is that? Why don't we talk about vaginas? Why are work and kids and holiday plans more acceptable topics of conversation than our own vaginas? And I didn't have an answer. So, I took it upon myself to find out. I started to talk about vaginas at work, at home, sometimes even in fancy restaurants! Soon my friends started to talk about vaginas as well. And it was only a matter of time before it became a hot conversation topic. No matter where I went, it was "vagina this", "vagina that," "vagina, vagina, vagina…"
(He looks to the two women in turn, then sinks uncomfortably into his seat...)
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