Coffee!
Oh, thank you!
Don't get too excited, they packed us decaf by mistake.
D'oh.
Stargate SG-1 · Season 10
Coffee!
Oh, thank you!
Don't get too excited, they packed us decaf by mistake.
D'oh.
[Ori fighters are approaching]
Teal’c [Over radio]: Colonel Mitchell, do you read?
Loud and clear, Teal'c. What's up?
Our time.
I spent my entire life dedicated to science. That's the last ten years, trying to convince people they believed in false gods. I don't feel like science is gonna help me. Right now, I'm just hoping somewhere one of those gods...
My grandma used to say, "God is like a prairie windstorm. If you look too hard, you get dust in your eyes, but there's still plenty of ways to know it's there."
Is that what you believe?
Actually, I generally just nodded until she gave me a macaroon.
[Mitchell is shocked while connecting two wires to a control crystal]
That's a good sign.
That's easy for you to say, you with that little flesh wound.
I have not begun to question the will of the Ori, but I have begun to question the interpretation of their words. No matter what you say, I will not believe the Book of Origin asks us to massacre innocent people! And I will not stand by while the Holy Doctrine of Good Will and Faith that I have sworn to uphold is twisted into a hammer and used to beat people down!
[Carter is trying some of Mitchell's homemade macaroons]
Pretty good, huh?
Actually, they are pretty good
[looking at Carter's face] You hate it.
Yup, sorry.
Well, to each their own.
Col. Carter is in an alternate universe.
I'm not who you think I am.
Oh my god, you're a lesbian, is that what you're trying to tell me?
What? No - McKay!
The Rodney McKay I know wouldn’t back down from a challenge. He is one of the most forthright, courageous… and selfless men I have ever met.
[preening] Hmm. [realizes] Aw, you’re making that up, aren’t you?
Most of it, yeah.
The Rodney I know is a master of subtle persuasion.
Huh. Oh, you’re lying again, aren’t you?
Are you saying this Prior’s claims are false?
We’re saying that book’s got about as much truth in it as The Da Vinci Code.
[conspiratorially] Hey, that’s what they want you to think.
[O'Neill takes a moment to look over Prior-Daniel]
[brightly] This is new.
[casual] Yeah, it's always something, isn't it?
I gotta tell you though, not your look.
Jack, you have to believe me.
Why?
"Why." Well because, oh I don't know, the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance?
You know, that old chestnut is getting a little... old.
No, no, that part never gets old. Now, you have to shut down that Supergate, and you have to let me go!
[jokingly] You know I hate being told what to do.
Jack, it's me!
[shouting] What, that's supposed to convince me?! Look at you!
Have I ever let you down? No, don't answer that, have I ever let you down when it really mattered?
You know, there's a bottom line here: Carter doesn't think it can be done.
Yes, it can. A Mk-9 beamed directly behind the gate in the Pegasus galaxy will destroy that gate, the wormhole connection will be broken.
How do you know that?
Hello!? Merlin!
[mockingly] Oh yes. [in "spooky" voice] Merlin!
[frustrated] Jack, I wish I had proof. I wish I had a way to convince you, but I don't. Now this was the only choice I had and I took it. It's a good plan, it-it just happens to hinge on you guys believing in me, having a little faith. Now, I thought you of all people might!
Why!? You of all people should know that, I don't believe anything anybody says, even if I understand what they're talking about!
[Daniel still restrained, Vala on his lap]
So... What the hell is going on?
This and that. You know, the usual. [excitedly] You'll never believe what's happening on One Life to Live!
You know, I really hate to press the issue here, but I do have a deadline.
Oooh, so do we.
Oh yes I know, before I figure out how to overcome the effects of the anti-Prior device, oooooh. I thought Teal'c believed me!
Oh, he does.
Jack?
No, he's on your side too. That... little weasel man, who somehow represents your government...
...Woolsey?
I-I can't be certain, but... I think he might not like you...
He wants to have me killed, doesn't he?
Well... I'm not sure how serious he is, he seems quite the prankster to me.
[...]
... Not to worry. If it comes down to it, [leaving]I have a plan.
Oh, you have a plan... Great. What is it?
Well... when I said that I had a plan, I meant that I have to plan... the plan. So when, o-or rather, if it comes down to it, I will have a plan. I've, uh, cleared my whole afternoon... for planning.
Dr. Jackson was the one who suggested that we should kill Khalek.
He was the demon-spawn of Anubis.
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