They cancelled it? Really? I didn't even know the new season had started.
[This episode was shot after Stargate SG-1s cancellation was announced]
S10 E18Family Ties
I suppose for the benefit of your friends there, you're gonna want to list all the reasons why I was such a bad father.
Oh, I wish I could, but a wormhole can only be maintained for thirty-eight minutes.
Oh, you got your father's wit!
Certainly not enough time to list your inequalities as both a father and a human being.
And your mother's uncanny ability to hold a grudge.
You said you had some intel?
Yes, and I'm prepared to tell you everything once you allow me through your gate.
GLGen. Landry
As soon as Vala vouches for you.
I most certainly will not!
So, what's the deal with the accent, or in your father's case, the lack thereof?
Well, the accent, like most of my other good qualities, I got from my mother. My charm, my wit, my good looks…
What'd you get from your dad?
Some minor food allergies.
I have a bad feeling about this.
[stepping out from behind a tree] That's because I raised you to be cautious.
Mother raised me.
Which one?
My mother!
You didn't trust him, but you talked me into coming here anyway?
Eh. He’s not my father.
Say, how'd you like to go out to dinner with me once this is all is over?
Oh, I don't think so.
Why not?
Well, I'm an incredibly busy person with very little free time…Oh! And you're a jerk.
oh well there is that
(Teal'c has taken one of Jacek's tickets to the "Virginia Dialogues". He sits down between two women as the play begins)
AActress
My girlfriends and I talk about a lot of things. There's just one topic we rarely discuss. Vaginas. And I asked myself, why is that? Why don't we talk about vaginas? Why are work and kids and holiday plans more acceptable topics of conversation than our own vaginas? And I didn't have an answer. So, I took it upon myself to find out. I started to talk about vaginas at work, at home, sometimes even in fancy restaurants! Soon my friends started to talk about vaginas as well. And it was only a matter of time before it became a hot conversation topic. No matter where I went, it was "vagina this", "vagina that," "vagina, vagina, vagina…"
(He looks to the two women in turn, then sinks uncomfortably into his seat...)
S10 E19Dominion
So…no IOA? No Reynolds’ men? No television program about dancing with supposed celebrities?
Actually, that part was real.
[quietly] How very disturbing.
You made a terrible mistake. Release me now, and I will be merciful.
You're so much more pleasant when you lack the ability to snap my neck with your thoughts.
JJaffa
Stand back, I'm warning you!
Just take it easy!
It's okay, we're not going to hurt you.
[Vala zats the Jaffa from behind]
Much.
GLGen. Landry
Ba'al is in Adria?
Yes, sir. It's the bad guy equivalent of Cordon Bleu.
See, right now you're like a Pinto engine in a '71 Mustang. We're gonna swap you out for a big block Tok'ra.
Time to go.
What about our arrangement?
Oh, you mean the part where you string us along until you overcome the effects of the anti-Prior device? We'll pass.
S10 E20Unending
I told you to bring something to amuse yourself. I didn't mean me or the crew.
They won't believe it's my birthday…again.
Not my problem.
Being stuck on this ship is worse than being stuck at the SGC! I tell you, the last time I was this bored, I took hostages!
I was there.
[regarding Thor and the other Asgard] Out of curiosity, how can you tell the difference?
The voice.
[Michael Shanks, who plays Daniel, also provides the voice of Thor]
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