TV show quotes
I'm talking about ...a twist; something nobody's expecting!
[walks in the door] You mean something like this?
Wow, I don't think anybody will see that coming.
Nope, there'll be spoilers.
Are you kidding? It'll be in the commercial.
[Carter was correct; the scene in which O'Neill appears was part of the commercial for "200"]
[Teal'c pitches a story to Martin Lloyd]
When it comes to fighting crime, there's only one man keepin' the street safe, while keepin' it real.
[Teal'c, dressed in a trenchcoat and fedora, pitches a guy through a glass door. He steps through the broken door, looks down at the unconscious guy and strokes the brim of his hat]
In-deed.
Teal'c PI, coming this fall.
[Cut to a shot of Martin Lloyd, looking patronizing]
I love it...
[Shot of Teal'c looking pleased]
...I'm just not sure the studio will...uh...
[Shot of Teal'c looking vaguely threatening, leaning toward Martin]
Whoops, there's my phone... [he puts his phone to his ear] ...go for Marty... [he scurries off]
[O'Neill and Jackson are waiting at an altar, O'Neill as the groom and Jackson as the best man]
You know, if she doesn't show, people are going to think that…you and I are…
What?
[A possible reference to slash shippers.]
[Teal'c and Mitchell have just discovered the power source for the Ori battlecruiser]:
Wow.. check this out. I'm no expert, but this looks important.
It appears to be a power generation chamber.
Exactly. Which has me thinking.. might be a good place to drop a little C4.
[Dakara has just been destroyed by Adria, Bra'tac wishes he could have done more to keep this from happening]
There's no point in second guessing yourself. You can't remake the past. So look ahead, or risk being left behind.
She holds the wisdom of a seasoned warrior.
She's a mother, that's close enough.
You know what I think the problem is?
That I can’t strangle you?
[Jackson is interrogating Weaver about Vala's whereabouts, but Weaver is afraid to say anything]
We can protect you.
No, you can’t!
Okay. [to Teal’c, as he gets up to leave] He's all yours.
[panicked] Where’re you going?
I’ll be out in the hall; just yell loudly if you need me.
But we can protect him.
Yeah, by locking him away for the rest of his life.
What can ya say? There’s a downside to workin’ for super-villains.
Saul, what am I doing? Working here, sleeping out the back, watching reruns of The X-Files in my spare time…
[The record for longest-running American sci-fi was previously held by The X-Files, which finished with 202 episodes. With "Memento Mori," Stargate SG-1 equaled that record.]
[reading a snack cake wrapper] “Disodium guanylate”. That would make a great alien name, don’t you think?
[SG-1 storms a cheap hotel room to find Mitchell lying on the bed, handcuffed to the headboard, watching TV while eating snack cakes, and pantsless.]
Um ..this isn't what it looks like
What?
Nothin’. I just think it’s funny how you’re always losing your pants.
Y’know, I don't mind gettin’ shot, but I pulled a hammie when I took out that last Trust operative.
At least you didn’t lose your pants.
[an alarm goes off in the shaky cargo ship Vala has secured for SG-1]
Life Support seems to be failing... can you take this [the helm] for a minute?
[alarm ceases]
Great, now that you fixed that how ’bout looking at the inertial dampeners?
I didn’t fix anything, I just disconnected that annoying alarm.
Our only chance is to take this ship back.
Well, I have an idea about that, but it’s pretty risky.
Well, it’s probably better than our plan.
Well, what’s your plan?
We don't have one.
Ah.
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