WWeaver
You know what I think the problem is?
That I can’t strangle you?
“Memento Mori” · Season 10, Episode 8
In this episode: Cameron Mitchell (4), Samantha Carter (3), Vala Mal Doran (3), Daniel Jackson (2)
[Jackson is interrogating Weaver about Vala's whereabouts, but Weaver is afraid to say anything]
We can protect you.
WWeaver
No, you can’t!
Okay. [to Teal’c, as he gets up to leave] He's all yours.
WWeaver
[panicked] Where’re you going?
I’ll be out in the hall; just yell loudly if you need me.
But we can protect him.
Yeah, by locking him away for the rest of his life.
What can ya say? There’s a downside to workin’ for super-villains.
Saul, what am I doing? Working here, sleeping out the back, watching reruns of The X-Files in my spare time…
[The record for longest-running American sci-fi was previously held by The X-Files, which finished with 202 episodes. With "Memento Mori," Stargate SG-1 equaled that record.]
[reading a snack cake wrapper] “Disodium guanylate”. That would make a great alien name, don’t you think?
[SG-1 storms a cheap hotel room to find Mitchell lying on the bed, handcuffed to the headboard, watching TV while eating snack cakes, and pantsless.]
Um ..this isn't what it looks like
What?
Nothin’. I just think it’s funny how you’re always losing your pants.
Y’know, I don't mind gettin’ shot, but I pulled a hammie when I took out that last Trust operative.
At least you didn’t lose your pants.
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