TV show quotes
[Vala wakes up in the Prometheus holding cell, dressed in SGC fatigues instead of her zat-resistant bodysuit]
Did you have fun taking off my clothes?
It was your idea.
No, I meant while I was conscious. You know, so I could distract you and kick you in the head.
Come on, you've seen me naked. The least you could do is cook me dinner.
Uh, the name's Olo. Hans Olo.
I get to name all kinds of stuff. You should see the Grateful Dead Burial Ground.
I guess congratulations are in order. You made general.
You made king!
[The team fetches O'Neill to operate the Ancient time ship. He sits down and looks around.]
You're gonna have to help me out here, Carter. Got any quarters?
Surrender your weapons, or die where you stand!
Oh, if I had a nickel...
[A tense standoff with the local inhabitants has just been defused.]
God, I miss goin' off world!
[Teal'c and Daniel have been captured by Trelak, the First Prime of Ares.]
Know this, shol'va; I will see to it that you suffer slowly.
And I will see to it that you die quickly.
[Later, Teal'c fights Trelak and ends it by sticking a dagger in his gut.]
[last breath] You are a man of your word.
Indeed. [shoves the knife in deeper and walks away before Trelak even hits the ground]
[Kinsey offers O'Neill his help]
I'm sorry. I must have missed an episode.
Five bucks says Carter has a theory.
So, any big plans for the weekend?
Oh yeah, big. Huge!
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, what are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelettes.
World-famous, huh? What's in it?
Eggs.
I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you.
It's beer, isn't it?
Furlings. They sound cute, like Ewoks.
[reading a letter] See, I'm not sure you should have sent in this one about Seth. It wasn't one of your best.
[reading another letter] They rejected "Hathor"?! Oh, but it was gold!
Look, I can see this isn't really your forte... so why don't you just put the gun down, before you get hurt.
Just don't come any closer!
I know your gun isn't real... however... mine is! [he draws his gun and points it at Joe]
Oh God! I'm sorry I'm sorry you're right it's just a toy!
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