Wish I didn't find you so attractive. I always had a weakness for dumb blondes.
[referring to McKay's citrus allergy] Go suck a lemon.
Very sexy. Very, very sexy
S5 E1448 Hours
[The Russian DHD explodes.]
Wow. That never happened in the simulations.
S5 E15Summit
OOsiris
(in a female voice) What are you proposing? An alliance?
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) No. But I am offering you a position of power in exchange for your support.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) [haughtily] Osiris serves no one. You least of all.
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) You once served Isis.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) [defensive] She was my queen. She served me.
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) Interesting. Interesting that you now choose a female host. A most attractive one at that.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) You waste my time.
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) You misunderstand. I am not asking you to serve me. I must admit that I am an emmisary for a much more powerful Goa'uld..one you once knew quite well.
OOsiris
(in a female voice) Of whom do you speak?
ZZipacna
(in a Normal Male Voice) Anubis.
It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that. No one ever just stops by to say "hi" any more.
You're talking about taking out the entire Goa'uld leadership?
RARen'au
(in a female voice) We are.
Welcome to the Dark Side.
Maybe not sir, but I am looking forward to meeting the Tok'ra
You'll get over it
[to Jackson] Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.
MCMaj. Carter
I thought you said he'd be going in as a slave?
The System Lord Yu.
MCMaj. Carter
Little joke there.
[sarcastic] Funny!
[Jacob is explaining how to use the Re'ol ring]
Just don't jab yourself with it.
Why?
Actually I don't know exactly. That in itself should scare you.
RARen'au
(in a female voice) I'm cutting power to the base. The energy signature would give away our position. Now they'll have to resort to random bombardment.
Well, that's encouraging.
RARen'au
(in a female voice) We will die before we give up our secrets.
You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying.
Daniel? How's it going?
Oh, swell. It's kinda like Goa'uld Mardi Gras here.
S5 E16Last Stand
You'd think a race advanced enough to fly around in space ships would be smart enough to have seat belts, huh?
We just prefer not to crash.
(in an Old Man Voice) If it really is Anubis...
Then killing all the System Lords would just open the way for him to take over completely. You always said that a bunch of warring System Lords was better than one all powerful one, so...
(in an Old Man Voice) You do not understand how bad Anubis is. He was banished by the System Lords because his crimes were unspeakable, even to the Goa'uld.
[Carter is reprogramming a Tok'ra sensor]
That's it. I'm done.
How do we know if its working?
Well, I guess we'll know if someone comes and rescues us.
S5 E17Fail Safe
The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end-to-end to be approximately 137 kilometers.
I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.
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