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Stargate SG-1 · Season 5, Episode 17

“Fail Safe” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“Fail Safe” · Season 5, Episode 17

In this episode: Jack O'Neill (8), Samantha Carter (6), Daniel Jackson (4), Teal'c (2), George Hammond (1), Freyr (1)

The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end-to-end to be approximately 137 kilometers.

I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.

And when Earth gets hit by that rock and we're all wiped out, that's gonna be unfortunate too?

Very.

[Cut to briefing room; Hammond and SG1 are sitting around the table.]

... and after that I kinda lost my temper.

GHGen. Hammond

What exactly does that mean?

Let's just say Jack made a reference to Freyr's mother.

Oh come on! We came, we saw, we planted a bomb, we had a little fun with a meteor shower, we went home. It's a great story! Isn't it?

So, what happens when that bomb goes off?

Well, the explosion will be enhanced by the naqahdah, probably to the force of a small nova. This close to Earth, it would be enough to set the atmosphere on fire and boil the oceans.

Okay, this was not in the movie.

[After discovering that every wire in their nuclear bomb is yellow, when they were expecting the one wire they need to defuse to be red]

You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb, and I think we should say something to somebody about it when we get back.

I agree sir.

If it comes right down to it, we can detonate it right here. What's our position?

Well, personally I'm against it. If you want to know where the ship is....

[The asteroid is speeding towards Earth]

Col. O'Neill [urging Maj. Carter]: Carter, I can see my house!

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