The plant is making that sound?!
Sir, it's an alien organism on another planet.
Good point.
S2 E19One False Step
S2 E20Show and Tell
CCharlie
Mother says the boys of your culture don't cry.
Not true! In fact there's an official list of reasons for which crying is a good thing.
CCharlie
Mother is leaving.
See, that's a good reason. "Mom Leaving" is, I believe, number six on the list of good reasons. Actually, six is "Mom Says She's Leaving in a Couple of Days." Five is "Mom Leaving Immediately." Four, of course, is "Mom Already Left." Three—now, three is huge, one of the biggest ones on the list—
GHGen. Hammond
[While examining the monitor blasted by "Mother"] Theories? Suggestions?
Seems obvious this Re'tu exists.
Well, here's a question: How do we deal with an invisible threat?
We need a way to detect them.
That would be helpful.
GHGen. Hammond
[After the teams return from the Re'tu planet] So you would say threat assessment is high... [Turns to O'Neill]
Oh yeah.
There were a lot of them, sir.
They are indeed invisible.
S2 E211969
This looks suspiciously like the butt end of a Titan missile
[A guard comes to get the SG-1 team.]
GGuard
[in Russian] Вы советские шпионы? [Are you Soviet spies?]
[in Russian] Нет. [No.]
Daniel?
He just asked if we were Soviet spies… oh.
Nyet?!
What was the weapon you used?
[innocently] Weapon?
Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
Oh. Well, it's hard to say.
Some sort of state secret?
No, just difficult to pronounce.
[Jack is being interrogated by a military officer in 1969.]
I'm Major Robert Thornberg. And you are?
Capt. James T. Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise.
Your dog tags say otherwise.
They're lying.
[Later, in the same scene.]
You can either talk to me, or you can talk to the C-I-A.
Hmmmm, Bob, can I call you Bob?
Even though you will achieve nothing.
Unless that's exactly what we were trying to achieve.
Kirk, you can talk to me, or you can talk to the C.I.A.
(pretending to be impressed) Ooh. All right. I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk. (pausing for effect) It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
Or…
I can't think of an 'or' at the moment, sir.
No 'or'?
There is an 'or'.
There's an 'or'?
Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.
Captain, where there's a will, there's an 'or'... way.
So what's the plan?
Find the Stargate.
Find the Stargate? That's the plan?
Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?
We'll go in disguise; pretend to be foreigners.
How are you going to do that?
Well, I speak twenty-three different languages. Pick one.
[SG-1 has traveled back in time and Carter has been adamant they cannot reveal they are from the future.]
HHippie
I'm Michael.
I am not at liberty to reveal my identity.
HHippie
Far out!
It's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
From a galaxy far, far away.
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