This looks suspiciously like the butt end of a Titan missile
“1969” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (10), Daniel Jackson (5), Maj. Thornbird (3), Teal'c (2), Samantha Carter (1)
[A guard comes to get the SG-1 team.]
GGuard
[in Russian] Вы советские шпионы? [Are you Soviet spies?]
[in Russian] Нет. [No.]
Daniel?
He just asked if we were Soviet spies… oh.
Nyet?!
What was the weapon you used?
[innocently] Weapon?
Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
Oh. Well, it's hard to say.
Some sort of state secret?
No, just difficult to pronounce.
[Jack is being interrogated by a military officer in 1969.]
I'm Major Robert Thornberg. And you are?
Capt. James T. Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise.
Your dog tags say otherwise.
They're lying.
[Later, in the same scene.]
You can either talk to me, or you can talk to the C-I-A.
Hmmmm, Bob, can I call you Bob?
Even though you will achieve nothing.
Unless that's exactly what we were trying to achieve.
Kirk, you can talk to me, or you can talk to the C.I.A.
(pretending to be impressed) Ooh. All right. I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk. (pausing for effect) It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
Or…
I can't think of an 'or' at the moment, sir.
No 'or'?
There is an 'or'.
There's an 'or'?
Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.
Captain, where there's a will, there's an 'or'... way.
So what's the plan?
Find the Stargate.
Find the Stargate? That's the plan?
Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?
We'll go in disguise; pretend to be foreigners.
How are you going to do that?
Well, I speak twenty-three different languages. Pick one.
[SG-1 has traveled back in time and Carter has been adamant they cannot reveal they are from the future.]
HHippie
I'm Michael.
I am not at liberty to reveal my identity.
HHippie
Far out!
It's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
From a galaxy far, far away.
MMichael
So your thing, that thing, on your forehead; what's it symbolize? Peace?
Slavery, to false gods.
MMichael
Right on. So it's made out of...?
Do not discuss it further.
MMichael
I dig. It's cool. [pause] So you just go AWOL?
[Stare from Teal'c]
MMichael
Hey, we're cool. After the concert me and Jenny, we're even thinking about crossing the border up to Canada.
For what reason?
MMichael
You know, man… the war.
The war with Canada?
MMichael
... No.
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