TV show quotes
So your thing, that thing, on your forehead; what's it symbolize? Peace?
Slavery, to false gods.
Right on. So it's made out of...?
Do not discuss it further.
I dig. It's cool. [pause] So you just go AWOL?
[Stare from Teal'c]
Hey, we're cool. After the concert me and Jenny, we're even thinking about crossing the border up to Canada.
For what reason?
You know, man… the war.
The war with Canada?
... No.
[appears from out of nowhere] Silence!
Oh, I was so hoping never to see you again.
[To Hathor] You know…you really should do something about the breath.
(in a female voice) How do I contact the Asgard so that we may align ourselves with them?
Roswell, it's a little place in New Mexico.
Can you walk on that?
It's just a deep bleeding gash, but it'll be fine.
[Col. O'Neill grabs Hathor from behind]
(in a female voice) We will destroy you for this.
And we would just like you to go away!
[Col. O'Neill throws Hathor into a pool of liquid nitrogen]
[pretending to be a Goa'uld] Jaffa, Hi!
Old man Goa'uld. How are ya?
[pause]
You heard me, I said "hi!"
Jack?
Hey guys. Makepeace! Nice rescue! Good Job!
All right, listen up. There's something you should know before you start shooting and killing and ruining what could be the start of a beautiful friendship. Our beloved Hathor…is dead.
What you say is impossible. Hathor is a queen. More than that, she is a goddess.
Yeah, okay, ex-goddess, maybe. I killed her myself. You should trust me on this. She's gone. She is no more. She's… well, let's face it, she's a former queen.
Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.
[Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.]
(Joke explanation: The helmet of the Serpent guard looks like a snake, the Horus guard looks like an eagle with a golden beak, the Setesh guard helmet looks kind of like the head of an aardvark with elongated jackal ears, clearly fictitious, but overall not dog-like.)
Dare I ask about the men inside the compound?
They were turned into eunuchs.
Eunuchs as in…snip-a-dee do-da? Sweet.
Welcome. Who are you?
Well, I'm Larry, this is Moe, and of course, everyone's favorite, Curly.
So help me. If I wake up, and I'm singing soprano…
Many things are complicated, General Carter. In Jaffa society, loving one's children is not one of them.
[ATF phone rings, Hemner answers]:
Hemner. Yes Mr. President. Yes sir, I am, yes sir... Well yes sir they are here sir, but... With respect sir, the jurisdictional rules in this case are clear, this is a civilian matter. Are you sure you wanna do that sir? Yes Mr. President.
[To his fellow] Get Col. O'Neill in here.
Something I can do for ya?
You wanna tell me what's going on?
Didn't you say you know more than I do..?
Well apparently not, I just got off the phone with the president.
[Faking a surprise] Of the United States of America? [Small pause] Sweet. How's he doing?
In fact, I'm to issue you an emergency special agent credential. He's put you in charge of this operation.
Excellent! My first order of business: Get me one of those cool jackets! Extra large. Double X-L if you got it.
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