Teal'c quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c

Replicators exist merely to increase their numbers and do so without prejudice. They are no more evil than a virus.

Col. O'Neill

A really evil virus.

Jonas

How'd you learn to drive?

Teal'c

It was Daniel Jackson that instructed me.

Jonas

When was that?

Teal'c

I believe the year was 1969.

Teal'c

Are you able to translate any of this, Jonas Quinn?

Jonas

It's not Ancient but it's definitely a language belonging to one of the races of the Ancient alliance.

Col. O'Neill

Nox? Asgard?

Jonas

Furlings.

Col. O'Neill

Oh no, not those guys.

Jonas

What?

Col. O'Neill

Oh I don't know, I just can't imagine cute little furry things making big powerful weapons, that's all.

Jonas

I don't even know what they look like.

Col. O'Neill

Furling. Sounds cute and fuzzy to me.

Teal'c

The Celts were formidable warriors in their time. Their descendants may make valuable allies.

Col. O'Neill

You've seen Braveheart too often.

Teal'c

Yet it is happening.

Col. O'Neill

Yet it is.

Teal'c

Are you still having visions, Jonas Quinn?

Jonas

Not since the surgery, no.

Col. O'Neill

So, no lottery numbers...

Jonas

[smiling] 'Fraid not

Col. O'Neill

No trip to Vegas, just you and me...

Teal'c

Do you not recognize us, Daniel Jackson?

Daniel Jackson

I'm sorry.

Col. O'Neill

Not even me?

Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow, regressed more than 30 years overnight?

Dr. Jackson

Stranger things have happened.

Teal'c

Name but one.

Dr. Jackson

Well, there was the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies...

Teal'c

Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, O'Neill?

Hey, come on, that salsa's still good.

Teal'c

Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.

Col. O'Neill

I dare you to say that again.

I will go myself and pick one up after I get back from escorting Col. O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Teal'c to the Hebridan capital building.

Col. O'Neill

T, you coming?

Teal'c

Major Carter has requested that I remain, so that I may assist her.

Col. O'Neill

She did?

Maj. Carter

I did? Yes. Thank you.

Teal'c

I do not wish to disappoint Major Carter

Col. O'Neill

Yes... I know the feeling.

Teal'c

Your lord will be slain as will you, if you do not free us.

My god will fight for his people.

Bratac

Your god is cowering right now like a frightened child. I have seen it before!

Teal'c

Ramius will have you all die for him, while he attempts to escape!

Bra'tac

Teal'c! Are you hurt?

Teal'c

Indeed.

Bra'tac

Where?

Teal'c

My pride.

Teal'c

You are like a brother to me, O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

You're like, what, 140?

Teal'c

A younger brother, perhaps. But that is not my point.

Teal'c

Knowing your past experiences, Daniel Jackson, I do not know how you have slept well before now.

Dr. Jackson

Thank you, Teal'c. This conversation has been disturbing on many levels.