Teal'c quotes from Stargate SG-1

Maj. Carter

Sir? [Sits down next to him on the sofa]

Col. O'Neill

[After a long pause of her just staring at him] What?

Maj. Carter

I should have done it.

Col. O'Neill

What? Stuck your head in that thing? Are you nuts? Carter. You're one of this country's natural resources. If not National treasures. It couldn't have gone down any other way. I just hope it's worth it...

Maj. Carter

Even if we do find the Lost City. Even if we get there and find exactly what we're looking for to defend the planet....

Col. O'Neill

[Interrupts her] THAT ... would be worth it. [Jack and Sam stare at each other until a knock at the door interrupts their moment]

Daniel Jackson

[Opens the front door and pops his head in] Hello!?

Col. O'Neill

[Sam smiles in disappointment. Jack sideways glances at her before calling out to Daniel and Teal'c] In here!

Daniel Jackson

[He and Teal’c slowly walk in the door. They peer around the corner ans see Sam and Jack sitting close] Oh sorry, are we interrupting anything?

[Dismissively] No...

Col. O'Neill

What are you doing here?

Daniel Jackson

Oh we ... well it's ... it's a funny story actually. We, we, ah, were driving by and we, uh ... saw Sam's car in the driveway, and ... and ... uh ...

Col. O'Neill

[Nudging Sam's arm, sarcastically] Funny.

Daniel Jackson

... Teal'c said to me. Well he didn't actually say anything. He just kinda looked at me and did that eyebrow raise thing that he kinda does and I said to him, I said 'hey, why don't we stop by and'...

Col. O'Neill

[Interrupts Daniel] Is that doughnuts?

Teal'c

[Holds up the box, beaming] Indeed!

Col. O'Neill

[a la Monty Burns] Excellent!

Col. O'Neill

You are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy: Burns as Goa'uld.

Teal'c

They are merely animated characters, O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

You are so shallow.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. [to Teal'c] Come-come on, tell 'em how deep you are. [to O'Neill, excitedly] You'll be lucky if you understand this.

Teal'c

My depth is immaterial to this conversation.

Dr. Jackson

Oooo! Y'see!

Col. O'Neill

No more beer for you.

Maj. Carter

I'm sorry, sir, but I have to agree. I don't see the connection.

Col. O'Neill

All right, that does it. You know, the entire VHS collection was going to one of you. It's going to Siler. He gets it.

Teal'c

Anubis could not have missed our arrival.

Bra'tac

You are correct. Alkesh and gliders approach. Many.

Bra'tac

They will be in firing range in thirty seconds. More ships approach from the opposite direction.

Maj. Carter

[turning to the back of the shuttle's cargo bay where O'Neill is] Sir! We are about to get our ...!

Bra'tac

They are NOT Goa'uld.

[On the bridge of the Prometheus] Protect that scout ship at all costs!

Maj. Carter

We can't just leave him like this! Th-there has to be a way to reverse the process. The answer has to be here.

Dr. Jackson

I don't think this is it, Sam.

Maj. Carter

What do you mean?

Dr. Jackson

The dome is too small. It's like Taonas. It's obviously not a city, it's just an outpost of some kind.

Maj. Carter

This isn't Atlantis?

Dr. Jackson

I don't think so.

Teal'c

If this is not the Lost City...then where is it?

Thor

Time space distortions caused by the black hole have been interfering with my ship's long-range communications.

Maj. Carter

Understandable.

Teal'c

Indeed. For some.

Teal'c

And your condition?

Not so good. But not so bad as the time I went drinking with Gen. Daskaivitch in Novgorod. That was worse headache.

How was it? Was it any fun?

Teal'c

Indeed. You died well in battle, O'Neill.

Obviously, there's something defective with this thing.

Teal'c

This is unlawful behavior.

Who the hell are you?

Teal'c

Collision procedure dictates that you exchange insurance information and if necessary notify the police.

What?!

Teal'c

I believe it will now be necessary to notify the police.

Dr. Jackson

How's the fern? [Teal'c gestures to a very sad, withered fern on a shelf] I don't suppose you've tried talking to it, have you?

Teal'c

[Looking concerned] I have not.

Teal'c

On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.

Dr. Jackson

And if that doesn't work?

Teal'c

A weapon is required.

So, how was the trip?

Teal'c

[walking away] I have been betrayed by those I trusted most.

That good, huh?

Bra'tac

His mood is foul indeed.

Know this, shol'va; I will see to it that you suffer slowly.

Teal'c

And I will see to it that you die quickly.

[last breath] You are a man of your word.

Teal'c

Indeed. [shoves the knife in deeper and walks away before Trelak even hits the ground]

Dr. Jackson

The odds aren't exactly in our favor.

Teal'c

They never are, Daniel Jackson.

So, we're all in agreement. One way or another, it's gotta go. Correct?

Teal'c

Indeed.

Thank you

Bra'tac

If you are suggesting we destroy this device against the wishes of the High Council, I must point out that would not be a good first step in relations between the Tau'ri and the newly formed Free Jaffa Nation.

[to Jacob] Why don't you do it? They already hate the Tok'ra.

Teal'c

Colonel Mitchell. At times you remind me of O'Neill.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Ah, well, I'll take that as a compliment.

Teal'c

As you wish.