Teal'c quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c

The K'Tau were not convinced?

Col. O'Neill

No. [to Jackson] Because you didn't say what needed to be said.

Daniel Jackson

Well, what would you have said?

Daniel Jackson

[concerned] Wait, what are you going to say? [he hurries off after O'Neill]

Teal'c

Senator Kinsey appears to be most displeased. [Has a big smile on his face]

Col. O'Neill

[flatly] Yeah, that's a cryin' shame, innit?

Teal'c

Have you discovered something Daniel Jackson?

Dr. Jackson

Oh God, I hope not. Probably, though.

Col. O'Neill

Ah, they'll fix it up.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

Maj. Carter

Well I'm just slightly concerned that if we push them too hard, and they burn out before we reach escape velocity that… we'll come crashing back to the planet.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

K'tano

Beg for mercy.

Teal'c

I die free.

K'tano

(leaning down and whispering into Teal'c's ear) You die at the hands of your god, (Normal voice) Imhotep!

Teal'c

Are you not all right, Major Carter?

Maj. Carter

I'm fine.

Teal'c

You continue to mourn the loss of Daniel Jackson.

Maj. Carter

Yeah, I do. Tell me I'm not the only one.

Teal'c

I will perform the proper rituals when the opportunity presents itself. Until that time, this mission must take priority.

Maj. Carter

[exasperated] Please, Teal'c. Don't give me that "way of the warrior" crap. I get enough of that from Col. O'Neill.

Teal'c

Daniel Jackson has ascended to a higher plane of existence. Many Jaffa have dedicated their lives to achieving such a goal.

Maj. Carter

[bitterly] So I'm supposed to celebrate?

Teal'c

It is a great accomplishment.

Maj. Carter

We were a team, Teal'c. No one can even begin to understand what we went through together, what we mean to each other. So maybe Daniel has achieved something of great cosmic significance, I don't know. And to be honest with you, right now, I don't really care. I'd rather have him back.

Teal'c

[with obvious emotion] As would I.

Teal'c

...our chances of escape are negligible.

Col. O'Neill

Oh, I don't know. All we've gotta do is bust out of here, take out every Jaffa between here and the pel'tak, commandeer the ship and fly on home. [makes little flying motion with his hand] Fly on home...

Teal'c

[raises eyebrow] I stand corrected.

Teal'c

Perhaps we should take them all.

Col. O'Neill

Here's a thought.

Col. O'Neill

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a socio-political nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Teal'c

Have you considered Jonas Quinn?

Col. O'Neill

Now I know you've been practicing, but I still can't tell… is that a joke?

Teal'c

He wishes to join the fight against the Goa'uld.

Col. O'Neill

He's an al --

Teal'c

[raises eyebrow]

Col. O'Neill

[embarrassed] -- lien.

Jonas

Those of us not originally from the planet Earth...got to stick together, right?

Teal'c

Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?

Jonas

No...oh...Of course, yes. I...I was warned about your occasional use of humor. It'...Got me!

Jonas

No conspiracy!

Teal'c

[into radio] The crew appears to have abandoned ship.

That's good to hear. I don't mind telling you that we've been holding our breath down here.

Teal'c

That is most unwise.

Col. O'Neill

D'oh!

Teal'c

What is it, O'Neill?

Col. O'Neill

I forgot to tape The Simpsons...

Col. O'Neill

It's important to me!

Col. O'Neill

Carter, be honest. The résumé gag…?

Teal'c

It needs work, O'Neill.

Teal'c

A Goa'uld offspring is born with the intellect and knowledge of the queen who bore it. Normally, the fully developed personality would emerge, allowing the symbiote to control the host immediately upon blending.

Col. O'Neill

Glowing eyes, cliché behavior, evilness, that kind of thing.