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Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 15

Col. O'Neill, Teal'c and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Everyone is very drunk]

Col. O'Neill

You are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy: Burns as Goa'uld.

Teal'c

They are merely animated characters, O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

You are so shallow.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. [to Teal'c] Come-come on, tell 'em how deep you are. [to O'Neill, excitedly] You'll be lucky if you understand this.

Teal'c

My depth is immaterial to this conversation.

Dr. Jackson

Oooo! Y'see!

Col. O'Neill

No more beer for you.

Maj. Carter

I'm sorry, sir, but I have to agree. I don't see the connection.

Col. O'Neill

All right, that does it. You know, the entire VHS collection was going to one of you. It's going to Siler. He gets it.

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