Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

Capt. Carter

Keep your distance, Lieutenant. Sir, for some reason, the warping of our space-time seems to be in advance of the gravitational field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect generated by the Stargate itself, but I can't be sure.

(to Colonel O'Neill) Don't even pretend you understood that.

Dr. Jackson

Well, I have to admit this is one of the stranger cultures I've ever seen. As far as I can tell, they're communal, but there's very little sign of actual social communication. I haven't seen any tools or signs of a functional civilization.

Col. O'Neill

So they're a little less evolved than we are.

Dr. Jackson

Well, we don't wanna jump to any conclusions. Remember the Nox.

Capt. Carter

And they did build these...homes.

Col. O'Neill

That's a kind appraisal. What about the UAV?

Dr. Jackson

Well, I've tried everything I know about rudimentary communication, and to be honest, I've had more successful conversations with dogs.

Col. O'Neill

So...

Dr. Jackson

So they're probably a little less evolved than we are.

Col. O'Neill

The plant is making that sound?!

Capt. Carter

Sir, it's an alien organism on another planet.

Col. O'Neill

Good point.

[While examining the monitor blasted by "Mother"] Theories? Suggestions?

Capt. Carter

Seems obvious this Re'tu exists.

Col. O'Neill

Well, here's a question: How do we deal with an invisible threat?

Capt. Carter

We need a way to detect them.

Col. O'Neill

That would be helpful.

[After the teams return from the Re'tu planet] So you would say threat assessment is high... [Turns to O'Neill]

Col. O'Neill

Oh yeah.

Capt. Carter

There were a lot of them, sir.

Teal'c

They are indeed invisible.

Col. O'Neill

Or…

Capt. Carter

I can't think of an 'or' at the moment, sir.

Dr. Jackson

No 'or'?

Col. O'Neill

There is an 'or'.

Dr. Jackson

There's an 'or'?

Capt. Carter

Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.

Col. O'Neill

Captain, where there's a will, there's an 'or'... way.

Dr. Jackson

We believe you, Teal'c, but I just don't think anyone else is going to.

Col. O'Neill

Certainly not those lying, scheming, no-good-for-nothing, slimy, overdressed stylemongers--

Maj. Capt. Carter

Sir! I'd like to try something.

Col. O'Neill

I wasn't finished.

Col. O'Neill

All right! Will you two give it a rest? Both of you. You've been at this for 24 hours. You need rest.

Merrin

I do not need to. Urrone children require little sleep.

Maj. Carter

Okay, now I am jealous.

Samantha

You have to understand, my Jack had the same face, same voice…same hands.

Col. O'Neill

Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?

Maj. Carter

Sir, he's not a Goa'uld.

Col. O'Neill

And? But? So? Therefore?

Aris Boch

Captain? You must have some medical training.

Maj. Carter

Actually, I'm a… major now.

Aris Boch

Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, Major?

Maj. Carter

Teal'c, what about these?

Teal'c

They are intar.

Col. O'Neill

Short for?

Teal'c

Intar.

Col. Maybourne

What happened?

Maj. Carter

They self-destructed.

Teal'c

The destruction appears to be complete.

Maj. Carter

That's a lot of damage.

Col. O'Neill

Coat of paint. A little touch-up… it'll be fine.

Maj. Carter

So you built that…Stargate?

Yes.

Dr. Jackson

[to O'Neill] Way smarter than we are.

Col. O'Neill

Ours is bigger.

Maj. Carter

I thought the Nox were pacifists.

I merely hid the weapon, I did not fire it.

Maj. Carter

Ah. Pretty fine line you didn't cross.

Yes, it is.