[Hammond and Dr. Frasier walk down the hall toward Sam]
Maj. CarterHi. I was just talking to Urgo, sir.
Maj. Carter
Oh, I wish you did.
FDr. Frasier
[addressing the empty corridor behind Carter] Alright, Urgo, Major Carter would like to...
Maj. Carter
[gestures to her right] Doctor- He's over here, actually.
FDr. Frasier
[addressing the empty space to Carter's right] Well then Urgo...Major Carter would very much like to be left alone.
Maj. Carter
As much as I appreciate it... please... Urgo, that is rude!
FDr. Frasier
[with a shocked look] What did he say?
Major Carter
The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.
No obvious signs of civilization.
Major Carter
P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.
Appearances may be deceiving.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.
Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao. Ciao…means adios, auf Wiedersehen, sayonara, which all loosely translated means…
[They enter the Stargate, only to emerge in the SGC again]
GHGen. Hammond
What happened?
GHGen. Hammond
That's what I just asked you. Will someone please tell me what's going on?
Major Carter
General...we just left.
GHGen. Hammond
You've been gone over 15 hours.
Major Carter
Its a defibrillator.
[Janet looks over at the defibrillator]
Ah interesting. Thank you. Is it difibulating right now?
Major Carter
He...uh...it seems to crave new experiences. You use the paddles to administer an electric shock to peoples hearts who are beating irregularly.
Ah. Then they feel better. Does it feel good?
[Sam shakes head "no"]
[Sam shakes head "yes"]
It's not going to kill you, is it? Or is it?
[to Carter] You know, maybe it's just me, but I always thought when one got some leave time, one actually left. Daniel's recuperating, Teal'C's off visiting his kid somewhere... Personally, I have a date with a lake in Minnesota where the bass grow that big. [Opens his arms wide]
Maj. Carter
[Sarcastically] Really?!
Oh, Yes! What I'm describing here, Carter, involves a very important element...
Maj. Carter
This IS fun to me, Sir.
Well, if, playing with your little reactor sounds better than exploring the lakes and natural beauty of Northern Minnesota, there's not much I can do.
Maj. Carter
Was that an invitation... Sir?
There's nothing wrong with that is there? [She shakes her head, then looks down to his chest, then back up to his eyes] Couple of Co-workers, friends if you will, fishing. It'd be fun.
Maj. Carter
[Smiles] Wow! [Blushing] I appreciate the offer, Sir, really! Sounds great! But I should..
[Cutting her off] No sweat! See you in a week. And by all means, have fun! [He leaves, Sam considers the naquadah reactor]
Maj. Carter
[Running after O'Neill in the hallway] Colonel! [He turns] Uh... [He cocks his head, and raises his eyebrows] [Sam looses her smile] Have a good time!
Land of sky-blue waters, loofas, [Sam smiles real pretty here] ya sure ya betcha', snookums, mosquitoes --- [He disappears in a white light]
[Sam looks astonished and hits a nearby base alarm button.]
[Cut to a shot of an Asgard ship in orbit over the Earth, we see a white light streaking toward the ship from the planet]
[Cut to interior of the Asgard ship. O'Neill appears in a flash of white light]
...Home of the loon. [A confused look crosses his face, he looks around] Thor? [Long pause as O'Neill looks around] Helloo?
[to Thor] Wait a minute, you're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?
You may have come to the right place.
GHGen. Hammond
Thor, with all due respect to your situation we need SG-1 here.
Maj. Carter
I could go, sir.
I don't know, Carter. You may not be dumb enough.
Maj. Carter
I think I can handle it
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