Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

We made a mistake, a big mistake. And we're very sorry. But we also saved your little grey butts from the replicators, and now we want your help. I'm not asking you to change the course of their cultural development. Just fix the damn sun! No one will know. We won't tell.

Daniel Jackson

[aside to Carter] Little gray butts...

Maj. Carter

Yeah...

Unfortunately, we cannot.

Col. O'Neill

OK. At the risk of sounding like the petulant inferior race... Why not?!

Cassandra

What do you see when you look at me now?

Maj. Carter

I see you. And until your head starts spinning around, and probably even then, I will still see…you.

Cassandra

Dominic's waiting.

Dr. Fraiser

Fine! Invite him in. I'm sure he'd like to have a piece of birthday cake that Sam went to all the trouble to bake.

Maj. Carter

[softly] Buy.

Dr. Fraiser

Bring.

Maj. Carter

Dominic awaits.

Cassandra

Stop it.

Maj. Carter

Oh come on, that last kiss was impressive.

Cassandra

Stop it!

Maj. Carter

[grinning] Lights exploded overhead!

Cassandra

[blushing and smiling] Stop it!

Maj. Carter

Daniel, are you okay?

Daniel Jackson

Uh, I've been better.

Maj. Carter

Col. O'Neill?

Daniel Jackson

Uh, physically fine. But, uh, I'm not expecting a birthday present any time soon.

Col. O'Neill

Where's Teal'c?

Maj. Carter

Trying to be popular.

Maj. Carter

Are you saying he was eaten alive?

Daniel Jackson

The sarcophagus would have done its best to keep him alive, so...it probably would have taken a while.

My God.

Col. O'Neill

Okay. That is officially the worst way to go.

Maj. Carter

Narim, we understand why you're concerned, but those ion cannons could save Earth one day.

Daniel Jackson

You're just going to have to trust our people won't blow each other up with them.

Col. O'Neill

And if we do, we won't blame you. Promise.

I take it your mission was successful?

Maj. Carter

In a word, sir: yes.

Col. O'Neill

In two words: yes, sir.

Maj. Carter

I don't know what happened, sir, we lost him. I mean, one minute he was here, the next minute he was gone.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah, they have a habit of doing that.

Col. O'Neill

You hesitated Lieutenant.

Elliot

I was assessing the situation, sir.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, we all ended up dead. Assess that.

Elliot

I stopped to argue with Grogan and lost control of the situation.

Col. O'Neill

And that wasn't even your first mistake. (Jack points at Satterfield) What's your excuse?

I didn't believe Dr Jackson was a Goa'uld.

Maj. Carter

Why not, Satterfield?

I don't know, ma'am. That was just my instinct.

She thinks he's cute.

Maj. Carter

Grogan. He'll make a fine addition to an SG team one day.

Col. O'Neill

He'll make a fine target. He's good at getting shot.

Maj. Carter

(laughs) Okay, Satterfield's bright.

Col. O'Neill

I give her high marks for her... high marks. I'd never go into combat with her.

Maj. Carter

Then there's Haley...

Col. O'Neill

Oh yeah. Four foot nine fightin' machine.

Maj. Carter

(laughs) Colonel...

Col. O'Neill

All right. Fine. They're the future of the Air Force, the program, the entire planet. God help us.

Maj. Carter

Try to remember when you were in their shoes.

Col. O'Neill

I wore boots.

Maj. Carter

Think back to when you were their age.

Col. O'Neill

I was never their age.

Maj. Carter

They didn't take corridor C19 like you told them to.

Col. O'Neill

Crafty little buggers.

Maj. Carter

Is there any chance you can get the Russians to give us their DHD?

Dr. Jackson

Not without giving back Alaska.

Maj. Carter

That's how the Pentagon came up with the 48 hour limit, isn't it? You told them Teal'c would be dead.

Dr. McKay

That's why it's called a deadline.