Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

Dr. McKay

I guess that we got off on the wrong foot.

Maj. Carter

What probability factor did you use figuring that out?

Dr. McKay

Wish I didn't find you so attractive. I always had a weakness for dumb blondes.

Maj. Carter

[referring to McKay's citrus allergy] Go suck a lemon.

Dr. McKay

Very sexy. Very, very sexy

Maj. Carter

You're talking about taking out the entire Goa'uld leadership?

(in a female voice) We are.

Col. O'Neill

Welcome to the Dark Side.

Jacob

[to Jackson] Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.

I thought you said he'd be going in as a slave?

Jacob

The System Lord Yu.

Little joke there.

Col. O'Neill

[sarcastic] Funny!

Maj. Carter

That's it. I'm done.

Col. O'Neill

How do we know if its working?

Maj. Carter

Well, I guess we'll know if someone comes and rescues us.

Maj. Carter

The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end-to-end to be approximately 137 kilometers.

Col. O'Neill

I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.

Maj. Carter

We're about ready to attempt an engine start, sir.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah fine. Assume there isn't one what?

Maj. Carter

Recall device.

Col. O'Neill

The X301? That was you guys?

You have to admit it performed beautifully right up until the point you and Teal'c were sent into deep space.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah!

Maj. Carter

Well I'm just slightly concerned that if we push them too hard, and they burn out before we reach escape velocity that… we'll come crashing back to the planet.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

Col. O'Neill

So, what happens when that bomb goes off?

Maj. Carter

Well, the explosion will be enhanced by the naqahdah, probably to the force of a small nova. This close to Earth, it would be enough to set the atmosphere on fire and boil the oceans.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, this was not in the movie.

Col. O'Neill

You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb, and I think we should say something to somebody about it when we get back.

Maj. Carter

I agree sir.

Maj. Carter

If it comes right down to it, we can detonate it right here. What's our position?

Dr. Jackson

Well, personally I'm against it. If you want to know where the ship is....

Col. O'Neill

Now what?

Maj. Carter

I don't know. I mean the power cells should be fully charged. As far as I can tell there isn't an on switch. It's possible the power was depleted for too long.

Col. O'Neill

Why don't you kiss her?

Maj. Carter

There's a pulse.

Daniel Jackson

It has a heartbeat?

Col. O'Neill

It has a heart?

Teal'c

Are you not all right, Major Carter?

Maj. Carter

I'm fine.

Teal'c

You continue to mourn the loss of Daniel Jackson.

Maj. Carter

Yeah, I do. Tell me I'm not the only one.

Teal'c

I will perform the proper rituals when the opportunity presents itself. Until that time, this mission must take priority.

Maj. Carter

[exasperated] Please, Teal'c. Don't give me that "way of the warrior" crap. I get enough of that from Col. O'Neill.

Teal'c

Daniel Jackson has ascended to a higher plane of existence. Many Jaffa have dedicated their lives to achieving such a goal.

Maj. Carter

[bitterly] So I'm supposed to celebrate?

Teal'c

It is a great accomplishment.

Maj. Carter

We were a team, Teal'c. No one can even begin to understand what we went through together, what we mean to each other. So maybe Daniel has achieved something of great cosmic significance, I don't know. And to be honest with you, right now, I don't really care. I'd rather have him back.

Teal'c

[with obvious emotion] As would I.

In fact, for nearly a thousand years, we have been physically incapable of achieving cell division through meiosis.

Col. O'Neill

Hmm?

Maj. Carter

Sexual reproduction, Sir.

Col. O'Neill

Ah. [To Heimdall, shocked] A thousand years?

It is not something we usually discuss with other races.

Col. O'Neill

This I understand.