Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

This is the sun Vorash is orbiting.

Jacob

We want to blow it up.

Col. O'Neill

Wow...

Dr. Jackson

That's uh...

Ambitious.

Col. O'Neill

Something wrong?

Maj. Carter

No. I've just never blown up a star before.

Col. O'Neill

Well, they say the first one's always the hardest.

Col. O'Neill

Excuse me. I distinctly remember someone saying we're not going to make it. I think we made it.

Jacob

I'm sorry, I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, well, maybe next time you'll just wait and see.

Jacob

And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?

Col. O'Neill

What?

[grinning] Welcome to my life.

Maj. Carter

So, is it working? Has he said anything?

Col. O'Neill

Talked about fabric, briefly.

Daniel Jackson

He just called me a woman.

Col. O'Neill

So I think it's working.

Maj. Carter

Tense? Me? I'm not tense. Am I? [pause, then, with a worried look, sotto voce] When did you first notice?

Col. O'Neill

[pointedly] As we met.

Maj. Carter

I've always just thought of myself as being very ... [Makes a quoting motion] focused.

Col. O'Neill

It's called working too hard ... you're gonna crash and burn.

Maj. Carter

[Thinks] I really don't have that much more to do ... Sir.

Col. O'Neill

Well, find something. Take up ... golf. [Walking away] Fly a kite ... knit something.

Maj. Carter

[Slightly pissed expression] I...I'm...fine!...Really!

Col. O'Neill

Uh ...[Turns] I could hang out for a while?

Maj. Carter

[smiles] So far he's only shown himself to me.

Col. O'Neill

Maybe he's shy.

Maj. Carter

[Smiling and nodding] Please don't say "Take it easy."

Col. O'Neill

[Goes to leave] Take care? [Maj. Carter smiles]

Col. O'Neill

We brought dinner and a movie.

Teal'c

[holding up a video tape, enthusiastically] Star Wars!

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c's seen it what, eight times?

Teal'c

Nine.

Col. O'Neill

Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be OK.

Maj. Carter

You've never seen Star Wars?

Col. O'Neill

Well, you know me and sci-fi...

Maj. Carter

I was just wondering how far you'd got on the 636 translation.

Daniel Jackson

Oh yes, I'm almost done. It miraculously seems to hold the key to all the mysteries of the universe.

Maj. Carter

You just got there, you haven't started, and I should leave you alone.

Maj. Carter

You made it?

You wouldn't believe the things you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet... which reminds me, you're going to need a new microwave.

Maj. Carter

You've been busy.

I didn't think they'd let me go back to Velona through their Stargate.

Maj. Carter

So you built one?

Sort of. This will not dial multiple addresses, it will only create a wormhole once and probably burn out.

Maj. Carter

And you ordered the materials on-line?

Mostly. Sorry but you're going to have a pretty big credit card bill this month. Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster.

Maj. Carter

Sir, I've been thinking.

Col. O'Neill

I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter.

Col. O'Neill

Carter? What just happened? (She looks up at the sky, confused)

The Eye of Odin grows dim.

Maj. Carter

Some sort of shift in the light frequency.

Col. O'Neill

Good. I thought I was having a stroke.

[referring to Carter's plan] I thought the odds of success in this scenario were one in a million, Major.

Maj. Carter

Yes, sir. But I now think that we can increase that estimate to one percent.

Col. O'Neill

It's your call, General. I only understand only one percent of what she says half the time.

Col. O'Neill

I thought when something was in a wormhole, it existed only as energy,that you needed another Stargate to turn it back into solid matter.

Maj. Carter

Actually, you're absolutely correct, sir.

Col. O'Neill

I am?

Maj. Carter

Yes.

Maj. Carter

Daniel and Teal'c?

Col. O'Neill

They're in the village. Still trying to convince the folks we're friendly elves.