Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

Well let me tell you something, Carter you want to erase your mistakes, that's your business. My conscience is clear. I warned everybody. I threw up the red flag and everyone, including you, shut me down.

Maj. Carter

I'm asking you to put that behind us...

Col. O'Neill

You're not happy with the way things turned out, I'm sorry to hear that... Personally, I like things the way they are. No more saving the world, just a nice pond with no pesky fish in it. And the single most pressing issue in my life is whether or not to get a dog...(beat) There're a lot of pros and cons to consider...

Maj. Carter

Thank you.

Dr. Jackson

Thank you.

Sgt. Harriman

Thursday!

Maj. Carter

Sir, we've received word from the Tok'ra.

Col. O'Neill

[annoyed] Did we really have to call them?

Maj. Carter

I have talked to everyone I know. No one's answering my calls, responding to my e-mails, even my letters.

Col. O'Neill

Because they think you're nuts.

Maj. Carter

What are we looking for?

Col. O'Neill

The 'off' switch.

Maj. Carter

Be a good excuse for you.

Col. O'Neill

Huh?

Maj. Carter

To do nothing for a while.

Col. O'Neill

What?

Maj. Carter

Forget it.

Col. O'Neill

That would be forget it SIR.

Maj. Carter

Oh please, you think I'm keeping that up if we're stuck here forever?

Col. O'Neill

Listen Major.

Maj. Carter

No way.

Col. O'Neill

That's no way COLONEL.

Maj. Carter

I'm supposed to accept that. That's the way it's gonna be?

Col. O'Neill

That's the way it is.

Maj. Carter

What difference does it make. It's not up to you.

Col. O'Neill

Carter! You're in withdrawal.

Maj. Carter

Oh I'm in withdrawal?

Col. O'Neill

Yes. So am I.

Maj. Carter

What were you thinking, breaking the nose of an upperclassman like that?

Swing high?

Maj. Carter

Sir, I'd like you to meet Cadet Hailey.

Col. O'Neill

Cadet. Welcome to 862. How was your trip?

[in shock] It was a...a trip, sir.

Col. O'Neill

It always is.

Col. O'Neill

As soon as I get the Gate open, head straight for it. Don't bring anything with you.

Dr. Hamilton

Oh no we can't leave behind weeks of research.

Col. O'Neill

Carter, if he so much as brings a file folder, shoot him!

Maj. Carter

Yes Sir.

What's it doing? [About the MALP]

Maj. Carter

Flying, sir.

Col. O'Neill

MALPs can't fly.

Dr. Jackson

Apparently they can.

Col. O'Neill

Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?

Col. O'Neill

Any idea what that was?

Maj. Carter

None, Sir. The secondary systems are up and running but that was one hell of an EM spike. I'd like to run a full systems diagnostic on the main computer.

Yeah, after I treat this hand.

Maj. Carter

As soon as I get the systems up…

It is a very bad burn, Sam.

Maj. Carter

Five minutes.

Now!

Col. O'Neill

Do as the Doctor says.

Maj. Carter

Yes, Sir.

Thank you Colonel. You, Daniel and Teal'c are next.

What? We're…I'm fine.

Yeah well I would like to be the judge of that. Some form of energy came through the Stargate. I think it's only prudent to make sure there are no physiological effects to those exposed. ASAP.

Col. O'Neill

Who put her in charge?

The US Air Force.

Teal'c

In medical matters, Dr. Fraiser may overrule those of any rank.

Col. O'Neill

I'm not getting all my memos.

Col. O'Neill

Carter! Emergency lighting?

Maj. Carter

In the MALP room, yes, sir, a small power usage anomaly. General Hammond said we should check it out before we resume normal operations.

Col. O'Neill

Forget to change a light bulb, Siler?

Not my job, sir. Yes sir, light bulb, very amusing.

Dr. Jackson

It's obviously fighting to survive.

Col. O'Neill

So do bacteria.

Maj. Carter

It's trying to communicate.

Col. O'Neill

So do bact…

Maj. Carter

What's wrong, Harlan?

Oh please yes, it is a very big emergency. You must help... you.

Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about what's happened here.

Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.

Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Same thing you do. Only better.

What does that mean?

Better? It means bet-ter, stronger, faster.

You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force.

No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job.

What job?

Explore the universe. Fight the Goa'uld.

Oh what, like now?

Oh you made this mess.

What we did was help these people.

Oh come on, I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed.

... well that's not the point.

And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet? Sheesh!

You gave me your word!

Oh! Is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear. Besides, what were you gonna do? Destroy me?

I might have!

Alright! Come on bring it on flyboy! Let's go! Come on!

Oh you little... [Jack O'Neill and Clone O'Neill begin to fight/wrestle]

Maj. Carter

Sirs! [They stop fighting and look up] As much as I would like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?