Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

No, the real question is, will they have ears?

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Maj. Carter

Does anyone know what this meeting's about?

No but I hope it's important. I was right in the middle of translating that cuneiform tablet we found on P30-255.

Maj. Carter

I still have to finish recalibrating MALP 3KA's sensors for long term reconnaissance on P5X-327.

Teal'c

I was unable to complete my Kel no'reem.

[after a pause] I was just about to...do...something important.

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Something tells me we don't need to worry about this guy.

Maj. Carter

Except for the fact he happens to be very close to the truth.

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Oh, Hello! Sam, you're gonna wanna…take a look this!

Maj. Carter

Whoa, that's quite a collection! Tranquilizers, antidepressants, antipsychotics. Looks like our friend here has been treated for a number of different psychiatric problems.

Yeah, why doesn't that surprise me?

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But… it doesn't look like anyone's place of work, there's… no one here.

Maj. Carter

Except for the guys with guns!

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MMan

OK. Let's keep this simple! Who are you?

Maj. Carter

Who are you?

MMan

We're the guys with the guns, which means you answer our questions!

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[Carter and Jackson are being interrogated by 3 aliens who are attempting to live on Earth incognito. They show Carter and Jackson a thermal scan of Teal'c which clearly shows his symbiote]

Oh, that's very good! Did you draw that yourself?

Maj. Carter

What is it?

That… That's a duck, isn't it?

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Major Davis

Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter, Doctor Daniel Jackson, allow me to introduce Lieutenant General Vidrine.

Colonel.

General.

Major.

Maj. Carter

General.

Doctor.

General.

General Hammond has told me nothing but good things.

Has he, Sir? [Joking] Well, then I'm sure he's left something out.

Such as?

[O'Neill's smile drops]

[Into Radio] Teal'c? Ya there, buddy?

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[Jackson and Carter are reading Jackson's books while O'Neill plays with his watch]

Do you understand any of that?

Maj. Carter

It's all Phoenician to me, Sir.

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MCMaj. Carter

Looks like a circle with a cross in it.

Uh, that could be it.

MCMaj. Carter

Okay, what do I do?

Pretty sure you touch it.

Pretty sure???

Last time a Tok'ra was sent to attempt this we never heard from him again.

Well that's news!

[Carter stares at her father, seemingly a bit scared]

No, I think that's it.

MCMaj. Carter

You THINK?

Okay I'm... I'm sure that's it.

[Carter moves carefully, preparing to touch the symbol on the mine]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

[Carter flinches back, startled]

HEY!

No, no, sorry. Uh, that's it, I'm sure.

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[Carter and Jackson are trying to reprogram a mine]

Maj. Carter

Uh, it's flashing green. Green is good?

No.

Maj. Carter

Bad?

Bad.

Maj. Carter

How bad?

Very, very bad.

Maj. Carter

DAD!

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[Carter and Jackson are trying to deactivate the mine from exploding in the Cargo ship]

Try!

MCMaj. Carter

What does Selmak say?

Try again!

[Jackson stares at Jacob, blinking]

Very helpful, thanks!

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Maj. Carter

So what do we know about this new guy?

Not much.

I hope he's not a spit-and-polish, brass tacks...

[Interrupts him] Hard-ass?

I was building up to that

A few moments later after Major General Bauer has delivered a very terse introduction of himself to the SGC Personnel

Always leave 'em wanting more... I guess.

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Samantha Carter

So this is the place you kept threatening to take me. It's good to see you, sir.

I'm retired, Carter. Lose the "sir".

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Maj. Carter

It turns out we made a mistake. A big one.

Which one? We made a few.

Maj. Carter

Our alliance with the Aschen.

Oh, that. Not working out, is it? Gosh, I wish I'd seen that coming. Oh, wait…I did see that coming.