Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Dr. Jackson

"Praclarush Taonas." Jack, this is it!

Col. O'Neill

See, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.

Dr. Jackson

Sphere: Planet. Label: Name.

Col. O'Neill

Following. Still. You. Not!

Col. O'Neill

Daniel... I don't speak Ancient... yet, and when I do.. eventually, you know I'll never understand it.

Dr. Jackson

You have to try.

Col. O'Neill

Last time, things just popped into my fron.

Dr. Jackson

Fron is head.

Col. O'Neill

See. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Dr. Jackson

Jack, what are you doing?

Col. O'Neill

At.

Maj. Carter

What?

Col. O'Neill

At.

Dr. Jackson

This.

Col. O'Neill

That.

Dr. Jackson

That is at?

Col. O'Neill

You can stop... that.

Maj. Carter

We can't just leave him like this! Th-there has to be a way to reverse the process. The answer has to be here.

Dr. Jackson

I don't think this is it, Sam.

Maj. Carter

What do you mean?

Dr. Jackson

The dome is too small. It's like Taonas. It's obviously not a city, it's just an outpost of some kind.

Maj. Carter

This isn't Atlantis?

Dr. Jackson

I don't think so.

Teal'c

If this is not the Lost City...then where is it?

Dr. Jackson

I was just going over some research material on the delegates they're sending. Camulus was the one who sent the original message. Then there's Amaterasu, Japanese Sun Goddess, and the last one is Lord Yu.

Yu?

Dr. Jackson

Don't. Every joke, every pun, done to death, seriously.

Dr. Jackson

The System Lords can't be trusted, either as a group or individuals. They're posturing egomaniacs driven by an unsatisfiable lust for power, each one capable of unimaginable evil.

See, why should I be nervous? Sounds like an average day at the United Nations.

Camulus

Your unexpected defeat of Anubis has created an unstable situation among the System Lords. In order to avoid open war, we came to an agreement to divide his territories and his armies evenly.

Dr. Jackson

How civilized of you.

Camulus

Yes. Unforunately, one among us has broken that agreement.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, no, no. Don't…don't tell me, let me…let me guess. It's ummm…

[annoyed] (in a Female Voice) Ba'al.

Dr. Jackson

Ba'al!

Dr. Jackson

What's the last thing you remember?

Col. O'Neill

Getting my head sucked by one of those dang... Ancient... head suckers...And something about twins.

Col. O'Neill

Sweet. What is it?

Dr. Jackson

We don't know, you made it.

Col. O'Neill

No.

Dr. Jackson

Yes.

Col. O'Neill

No.

Dr. Jackson

Yes.

Col. O'Neill

No.

Dr. Jackson

Yes.

Thor

You accessed the Ancient knowledge in your mind and instructed the ship's computer to design it.

Col. O'Neill

Doesn't mean I know what it is.

Dr. Jackson

You have to try, Jack.

Col. O'Neill

[After a moment, as though comprehension has struck him] Ah!

Col. O'Neill

Yeah, I got nothin'.

Dr. Jackson

So, how's the new job?

Oy! One crisis after another. This morning the mess got a shipment of Yukon Gold potatoes instead of the usual Russets.

Dr. Jackson

[sarcastic] No!

Oh, yes! The Golds don't make for good mash. Consistency's all wrong.

Lt. Col. Carter

I hear the new Russian Colonel came to see you, made a pitch to join SG-1.

Yeah.

Dr. Jackson

What'd you say?

Told 'em to make french fries instead.

Dr. Jackson

Yeah, don't take General O'Neill's decision personally.

Frankly, his attitude is offensive. It leads me to wonder if he knows the cold war is over.

Dr. Jackson

His attitude has nothing to do with you being Russian. He's an equal opportunity offender.

Dr. Jackson

Who shot me?!

You were shooting up the Gate room...

You're not supposed to be walking around.

Dr. Jackson

It's my arm.

You were shot.

Dr. Jackson

Yeah. You shot me.

Not my point.

Are you being discharged?

Dr. Jackson

Yeah, Dr. Brightman caught me stealing jello from the other patients' trays, so she kicked me outta here.

Lt. Col. Carter

General.

Colonel! We've all met.

Dr. Jackson

Yes, actually, we know each other's life stories.

That snippiness?

Dr. Jackson

Is that a word?